Paul Varga
@pvarga.bsky.social
I'll tell you a thing or two about Frederick Maryland, My address, My social security number, My Mother's maiden name, my improv shows, and the nuances of being a Father. I won't tell you when I perform stand-up or my favorite soup.
I swear if it's Jimmy Fallon who gets me into the Christmas spirit this year, it'll be a weird miracle that I'll write into a Netflix Christmas series.
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I swear if it's Jimmy Fallon who gets me into the Christmas spirit this year, it'll be a weird miracle that I'll write into a Netflix Christmas series.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade where you're falling on live TV or wearing a fish hat.
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade where you're falling on live TV or wearing a fish hat.
Reposted by Paul Varga
Not me swearing at the NYT connections game again...
November 25, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Not me swearing at the NYT connections game again...
My dog sniffs my neighbor's tires and I'm convinced he's an undercover police dog and building a case against a sophisticated drug trafficking ring.
I gotta lay off the coffee.
I gotta lay off the coffee.
November 22, 2024 at 12:14 PM
My dog sniffs my neighbor's tires and I'm convinced he's an undercover police dog and building a case against a sophisticated drug trafficking ring.
I gotta lay off the coffee.
I gotta lay off the coffee.
Haven't seen wicked yet but from what I saw from those trailers,I don't think I can watch it in public...Yikes.
November 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Haven't seen wicked yet but from what I saw from those trailers,I don't think I can watch it in public...Yikes.
Hey 9-year-old Paul, 37 Year Paul here, one day, you'll tell a ghost story before a staff meeting, and everyone will enjoy it.
Ok, BlueSky is not a time machine, apparently, or maybe it is, and I told that ghost story because I just told my 9-year-old self this?
Ok, BlueSky is not a time machine, apparently, or maybe it is, and I told that ghost story because I just told my 9-year-old self this?
November 20, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Hey 9-year-old Paul, 37 Year Paul here, one day, you'll tell a ghost story before a staff meeting, and everyone will enjoy it.
Ok, BlueSky is not a time machine, apparently, or maybe it is, and I told that ghost story because I just told my 9-year-old self this?
Ok, BlueSky is not a time machine, apparently, or maybe it is, and I told that ghost story because I just told my 9-year-old self this?
Wow, when I had an IEP all I had was testing accommodations that helped me succeed. These kids with IEPs now will be taught how to sell a Stone Cold Stunner...Luccckkkkyyy.
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Wow, when I had an IEP all I had was testing accommodations that helped me succeed. These kids with IEPs now will be taught how to sell a Stone Cold Stunner...Luccckkkkyyy.
CORRUGATED BOXING IS STRONGER THAN REGULAR BOXING.
November 16, 2024 at 2:20 AM
CORRUGATED BOXING IS STRONGER THAN REGULAR BOXING.