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Paul Watson
@pwatson1974.bsky.social
73 followers 120 following 1K posts
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What I do for free: Writer, Reader, RPGer, Boardgamer, Curmugeon
What they oay me to do: Analyst

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pwatson1974.bsky.social
I was half-right.
Stevie Hunter and Xi’an Coy Manh, Karma.
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Stevie Hunter washin Karma’s hair in a sink, while the other New Mutants watch. Stevie is a black woman with braided hair in a black sleeveless top and pink jeans (it was the Eighties). Xi’anis in a fluffy blue robe, face hidden by the bubbles
October 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
First time?
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October 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
It might say something about your followers.
Screenshot from Uncanny X-Men 19 Logan in a jacket and bow tie, looking a little confued. Remy in jacket and pink shirt. Anna-Marie in green listening to the local mayor (off-panel) tell them how they tested with focus groups. “We didn’t forget you two! Mr. Gambit, Ms. Rogue—through the roof with heterosexual women. Off the charts! All groups, really! And, Ms.Rogue—I mean, I’m sure you know.” “Horny dudes?” “Women too. Horny women!”
August 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
This is always true. This is a Soviet poster from the 50s
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A picture in a restaurant. An old, thin doctor sits at a table labelled “Healthcare”, a young child with a globe at a table labelled “Education”, a woman with glasses and apile of books at the tabel labelled “Sciences” and a Greek muse with paintings and musical instruments at a table labelled “Arts”. All have empty plates and threadbare, heavily patched tablecloths. Meanwhile, all the waiters and a rotund, heavily moustached manager are shovelling money at a portly, faceless soldier with a bloodstained sword and labelled “War”
June 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
They’re so insanely insecure about their lack of talent.
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(Not my work. I also have little drawing talent)
Two panels in Family Guy style. In the first a grey figure of indeterminate sex with a cube head labelled AI in red lettering has its arms spread with the text “You guys always act like you’re better than me” The second panel feature Peter Griffin seated on the couch while dressed in a fancy black and white tuxedo, complete with top hat and cane, labelled ‘Digital Artist’; Lois Griffen beside him rendered in greyscale in a gown, tiara and pearls, holding a clutch purse, labelled ‘traditional artist’; Chris Griffin, also in a black and white tuxedo, slightly pixilated labelled as ‘pixel artist’; all apparently looking disdainfully at the figure from the first panel. On the floor, Stewie Griffin is surrounded by crayons in his red and yellow romper suit, scribbling on a colouring book, labelled ‘A literal child with crayons’
May 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
New definition?
A man in a space suit with an American flag shoulder badge looking up at the Earth while behind him another astronaut raises a gun. The man with the gun is saying “always has been”
March 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
Kitty Pryde is many wonderful things. Fashionable is not one of them.
Mr Sinister: “…before Emma took pity on you, you looked like you were dressing yourself with the remainders from the Xavier’s School lost and found, so I don’t think I’ll take any fashion sass from you.” Kate Pryde, in a red jacket with golden epaulets looks shocked. Beside her, Emma Frost look at her fingernails and says quietly “Well, that motion is…regrettably seconded.”
March 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
@gailsimone.bsky.social Well, this arrived today. Time to start reading.

Was the title chosen to give the impression of Red Sonja being gorged on by a giant redhead-eating gailbear? Or was that just a lucky coincidence?
Copy of the cover of “Red Sonja: Consumed” by Gail Simone. Tagline is “Warrior…Devil…Legend” Image is a downward pointing straight sword with a golden hilt, a twisting skein of dark red hair or blood wrapped around the handle.
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 AM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
J Jonah Jameson saying “I want pictures of Spider-Man!!”
August 9, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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Lying cat from Saga saying “Lying”
August 5, 2024 at 1:47 PM
pwatson1974.bsky.social
I’m not worried. He’ll have to deal with Snowflame.
Silver haire figure in red with white flames across his body hitting a human computer “Challege accepted. I am Snoflame! Every ell of my being burns with white-hit ecstacy. Cocaine is my god…and I am the human instrument of its will!”
August 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM