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(X) JASON!
@px2j.bsky.social
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3X. He/Him. I put the P in LGBTQ+. I'm probably thinking about RPGs or OPS+. Maybe someday I’ll actually make my website real.
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hell yeah
I bought Girl Scout Cookies. Thin Mints, Peanut Butter Patties, Lemonades, and Caramel deLites.
February 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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I love having to work today
Weather.com update: “Affected Area Portions of eastern, northeastern, and southeastern Massachusetts and northern and southern Rhode Island Description ....COLD WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1PM EST THIS AFTERNOON... WHAT... Very cold wind chills as low as 17 below. WHERE...Portions of eastern, northeastern, and southeastern Massachusetts and northern and southern Rhode Island. WHEN...Until 1 PM EST this afternoon. IMPACTS...The cold wind chills as low as 15 below zero could result in hypothermia or frostbite if precautions are not taken.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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My favorite thing about my job: I always know when I won’t be working.
My February schedule for work, showing zero scheduled work days for me, and today as having had a Change of Availability request from weeks ago, since I was going to have worked about 12 out of 13 days first, and similarly hadn’t had my schedule published for that date.
February 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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woo
Weather in (my local area) tonight, 9 degrees (freedom* units) and Feels Like 3.
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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The patch of road directly in front of the office is the one remotely treated road I’ve seen yet.
I’m in all my winter gear sitting at my desk as I punch in right at the start of the shift that was assigned less than 36 hours ago. My car, an ~18 year old Ford Five Hundred, recently cleaned off and refueled, sitting alone on a stretch of road in the middle of a snowstorm.
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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This reminds me, I need to change my picture since that was a bunch of 2025 fortunes I got. Two were correct, but can’t really be called predictions.
He’s the only reason I was here to have them made about me, and honestly why I still haven’t fulfilled the third. He saw value in even my worst.
My fortunes received for 2025: “depressed”, “untalented”, and “dead.” I’ve been two of them for a very long time.
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Someone is very normal.
@msmangojojo.bsky.social having a normal one, putting me in every list they can think of after I blocked them for being an asshole to Parker, including AI, bot, and porn lists. @msmangojojo.bsky.social having a normal one, putting me in every list they can think of after I blocked them for being an asshole to Parker, including AI, bot, and porn lists. @msmangojojo.bsky.social having a normal one, putting me in every list they can think of after I blocked them for being an asshole to Parker, including AI, bot, and porn lists. @msmangojojo.bsky.social having a normal one, putting me in every list they can think of after I blocked them for being an asshole to Parker, including AI, bot, and porn lists.
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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"The Science of Hitting" by Ted Williams.
January 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Of course it is.
My 2026 Webster dictionary word of the year is “melancholic”, because of course it is.
January 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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saw these a few hours ago

I know what I’m about
Where I’d Live map, 25 states NEVER, because this country is a shithole.
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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I’m sick, man. This is a travesty.
My fantasy football league’s top 2 finishers, who I outscored by over 50 points each
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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The universe is laughing at me right now.
Week 17 (championship week) matchups, showing that I easily had the best score in playoffs.
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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My 3rd place match starting lineup. My 3rd place match bench, featuring certified Glue Guy Cam Skattebo on IR.
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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This sure was a fantasy football season.
My fantasy football team’s awful semifinal performance, where the Saints defense is set to be my top performer.
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Don’t worry, though, we know what you are.
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Rosie, a cute black and white cat, sits in the chair at our kitchen table.
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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your rude label empowers me
I, @pressxtojasonwrites.com, responded with a middle finger and the words "review and take action on this" to @safety.bsky.app's recent statements on their wrong-headed and month-late-if-their-reasoning-were-justified suspension of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social. In under 24 hours, they put a "Rude" label on my reply. But they took over a month to suspend someone they allege they suspended for making a violent threat. Because Bluesky is well run, obviously!
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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A picture of a man facepalming, perhaps at the inability of one using his image as their icon to understand sarcasm or the basic tenets of comedy.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Oh, they finally released Fortnite for Bluesky
Fortnite’s new splash screen for this season, featuring several Simpsons characters and a banana with a shotgun.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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A black and white cat with a purple collar, laying on her side on a deep blue couch, is looking bewildered at the camera, about to reach out with her front legs.
September 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Voted for Trump three times, but “I’m not a Republican”

Anything to avoid accountability
Share that each subgroup represents among the independents CNN surveyed The Upbeat Outsiders 22% The Democratic Lookalikes 24% The Checked Out 27% 16% The Disappointed Middle 12% The Republican Lookalikes Note: May not add to 100 due to rounding. "I do think there's more of a disconnect between what the people want and what the party wants," said Lisa Munson, a Maryland mother of three who spoke to CNN after responding to the poll. She has voted for President Donald Trump three times but said she has no plans to register as a Republican. "I've never wanted to declare either Republican or Democrat."
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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We take those
YAHOO H2H-PTS 1253308 Press X to Jason: 99.22, Roswell Aliens: 50.88; YAHOO H2H-CAT 138929 Press X to Jason: 8, hank’s Sweepers: 1
September 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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This week, I’m apparently collecting blocks from people who use slurs. Good riddance.
“@drode.bsky.social has added you to the "The 'Pay No Mind' List" moderation list” “drode.bsky.social”, who is on the “People that use the R-word” list, has blocked me, and I him in response.
September 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Seems good!
Press X to Jason Takes the Crown: A+ Drafting for the Win! Fantasy Football Draft Day Projected Standings 1 Press X to Jason, 13-2 2 Paco-Man, 10-5 3 Anissa's Playaction, 9-6 4 Roswell Aliens, 9-6 5 Rush Mode JOE, 8-7 6 Gamble Play Jim, 8-7 7 SuckerPunchProsecco, 7-8 8 Steelwantsum, 6-9 9 Kaiju Krater, 3-13 10 Sacks and the City, 2-13
August 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Back in Diamond 💪
Press X to Jason, in Diamond with rating of 901, in Yahoo Fantasy Baseball.
August 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM