Something something due process

That happens to be when the Uptown VFW opens on weekdays.

Filled out the form, just waiting on approval.

"Too Armed, Too Dangerous" would be a killer t-shirt.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Holy crap dude, feel better soon.

If we ever meet in person I'll have the rare opportunity to look somebody in the eye and say "nice hog, bro!" in a completely non-sexual manner. Then we high five.

I mean, this is mostly him just freaking the fuck out due to modern technology. I don't care how divine your fan club claims you are, if you're a middle eastern carpenter from 2000 years ago who probably didn't wash his balls you'd be convinced an F-35 was witchcraft.

Uh hello FBI? Yes, that Uncle over there.

I want to say something crass like "And nothing of value was lost", but I'm mostly just sad about it. So dumb.

I mean, it's really an admission that they've never left (presumably) the US, and most likely have never left their home state. They're incurious about things that aren't immediately familiar, if not outright hostile towards them.

Which is good - more tasty food for the rest of us.

Hell yeah, Wimpy? Dude knew what was up.