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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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Money was tight.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Dang it. Shoulda been prepared for that one.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Or what, mate??
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I won't charge extra on autographs this time.
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
// cryinnggg
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Oh, damn. I did.
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"Get lost in my six available books now restocked for the holiday season. Discovering turbulent, passionate and sometimes downright dark romance. From cowboys, to vampires, to the most beloved rugged lunberjack.

The St. John collection, now in stores near you."
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
// The way The Lusty Woodsman was an actual book Pyro was writing in the comics.. That wasn't even just me making it up.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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" The thrillin' final book to The Lusty Woodsman Saga . Features a new story between Hogan Lowlett an' a reknowned poet named Hydro . "

" In an attempt to keep warm through the bitter chill of winter , things start to heat up in an unexpected turn of events . "
May 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
.....

Pip pip an' cheerio! Time for tea!
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
// Everyone's yelling at me again 🙂‍↕️
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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spooky❥

i hate this banter i hate pyro and pyros pyro
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Maybe this parentin' thing ain't so hard.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
A gran—

......GILF..
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
C'mon, Logan..! Lemme crisp him up..! C'mon..!! Lookit him an' his dumb face!!

With his sports cars and fancy money! Let me kill him!
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"He ain't someone I can't get! We're goin' steady, thanks!"

"Just won't let me hit 'cause somethin' blows up when I get too excited."
"Man, why are you so high strung? You gotta appreciate stuff in life or you'll drown in big things you can't so anything about. Can you bang that dude? Or are you just bitching and crying about a guy you can't get?"
"Blah blah blah. Sheesh, always knew you were the annoyin' type. Just never cared to find out just HOW annoyin' ya were...an' over fuckin' pigeons, mate??? Hellllll..."
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The guy who thinks he's better than me on account of makin' his own fire!?

Oh, I'll show him. Sure he can make his flames, but I'm the one who bends fire to my will..! I'm gonna extinguish that brat an' send his mangled corpse back to that sis of his!
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
LOGAN?! YOUR FUCKIN' SON IS FUCKIN' THE HUMAN TORCH?!

THAT PRISSY RICH BASTARD OF FUCKASS PIECE OF FLAMIN' SHIT?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Least I ain't like that good for nothin' Torch fucker. Guy's covered in flames. Damn hazard, he is.

A downright prick, too. Johnny fuckin' Storm. What I wouldn't do to blast his ass straight to space. Let his flames die out an' him with 'em..!
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"Blah blah blah. Sheesh, always knew you were the annoyin' type. Just never cared to find out just HOW annoyin' ya were...an' over fuckin' pigeons, mate??? Hellllll..."
"Dude, they are basically house cats. We domesticated them so hard they can't leave cause nature would ruin them. You know they mate for life? These little guys rule."
"Fuck I care about a pigeon, mate? Place is crawlin' with those winged rats..! Sure I like me a cute critter but those things?! Roastin' 'em..!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It HURTS.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So hard it hurts...
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"Fuck I care about a pigeon, mate? Place is crawlin' with those winged rats..! Sure I like me a cute critter but those things?! Roastin' 'em..!"
"Hey yeah I know but man, the pigeons can hear you."
"You?! Get outta 'ere, Spider. I ain't talkin' to you!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I'm HORNY for that OLD FUCK.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I'm writin' a Christmas book.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM