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Well-Burnt Pyromancer
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All my tomes are lightly charred.
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Reminds me of Motorcycle Chariots
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Pondering the rivers.
Edit of AnyAustin pointing at a wizard orb which projects the map of Red Dead Redemption 2
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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When Dominick Mysterio says he’s the greatest luchador of all time so you have to hit him with the booyaka stare.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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The Pyromancer also picked this up. Feelin pretty good about Batman stuff rn.
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The Pyromancer says…

FUCK YES
Batman breaking a white supremacist arm. Fuck that guy.
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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@jacobgeller.com are you aware you’re mentioned on the wikipedia page for House of Leaves?
September 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The Pyromancer finally had to to finish a book.

4/5 It’s nice to feel hope.
August 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Sinclair the Suspicious still wont accept my apology following our last duel.
July 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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The Pyromancer declares…

Its peak…
Screenshot from Death Stranding 2 The main character Sam, wearing a hat from the V-tuber Pekora and sunglasses, sits on a bed in front of a image of him and his daughter Lou. At the top of the screen is a banner that says Good Morning. It made me chuckle before going into work and getting mad.
July 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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MINE GREAT TOME HAS ARRIVED!
If you’ll allow me a small outburst…
Ahem…
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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New apprentice has arrived.
March 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Flipping through an ancient tome and my brother in the arcane has got that shit on.
Image from chapter iv of Wizardology by Dugald Steer. On the section on a wizards robes and tools.
January 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Going to the function now that I’ve thrifted a big ass fancy coat.
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Day 19… the Final day of Daily Va11HallA…
Or atleast the last post about it for a while (probably)

It feels weird to be at this point.

Have a good night. Enjoy the new year.
“You’re alive, you’re here. I can make amends with you… but I can’t make amends with the dead.” “Did you have fun?”
January 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Day 18 of #DailyVa11HallA complete.

Soon this will be done and you all shall be free of my nonsense.
Streaming-chan: This guy totally fucked. Jill: That can’t-… How in the everliving fuck did you do it? Jill; (but I guess it’s hard to keep a cool head when you’re horny.)
December 31, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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Day 17 of Daily Va11HallA done.

Once this is done in 2-3 more days I’ll get back to pondering the orb proper.

Until then though enjoy another set of shots.
‘Quoth the Bartender, “I did not”’ “Sure, in my ideal world, you would solve legal problems through good ol’ wrestling but…”
December 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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Day 16 of the Pyromancer’s Daily Va11HallA run complete!

I feel like I should have insightful commentary, if only to justify posting everyday.

But I don’t! And thats probably ok…
You’re the main character? Dunno. NOBODY EXPECTS THE DOROTHINQUISITION!
December 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Day 15 of Daily Va11HallA complete!

Only a few days remain. I don’t know what I’ll do once this ends.

Enjoy Screenshots!
Jill: “… we’re depressing people.” Jill: “Solipsim. The theory that the self is the only thing that can be known to exist.” Dorothy dumping a drink I made on her head to calm herself down.
December 28, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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Day 14 of Daily Va11HallA!

Crazy? I was crazy once.
Screenshot 1 You’ll pet me sooner or later. They all do. Screenshot 2 Man, I miss not being crazy.
December 27, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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Day 13 of Daily #Va11HallA complete!

Hope everyone had a good MegaChristmas!
Screenshot 1 “Merry Mega Christmas! Let us celebrate Santa’s Resurrection as the Mega Santa that saved Christmas from the Redmonds. Screen shot 2 Jill and her cat Fore sit by the window.
December 26, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Day 12 of Daily Va11HallA done early because the Pyromancer has plans for the evening.

Enjoy screenshots!
Or don’t who cares.
“Have you heard of a game called YIIK, bartender?” I have and Im tempted to pick it up… “I don’t know what I’ll do, but I’m alive. I’ll figure it out sooner or later.
December 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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Day 11 of Daily Va11HallA done!

The eyepatch corgi is good.

Same Alma. Same

And Boss has a point…
Screenshot 1 (Sad thing is, I’d take him more seriously… but it’s a talking Corgi with an eyepatch) Screen shot 2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! Screenshot 3 Why AREN’T you carrying a bucket of spicy chicken wings?
December 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Day 10 of Daily Va11HallA!

Honestly it’s nice to have a somewhat daily ritual with all this.

Have some screenshots!
Screenshot 1 “And when I think about stars, I think about celebrities. Celebrities are fishy and my favorite fish is the octopus. Screenshot 2 I guess you’ll always have second thoughts. Even if you do what you want, you’ll still think “what if”. Screenshot 3 It was either hugs or a cold bucket… and I don’t promise there’ll be any water in it.
December 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Day 9 of Daily #Va11HallA complete!

The depression arc begins! Or maybe it already started…

Who knows…

Also my fellow mages is it ethical to create a sentient being snd then program it to fear?
Daily Screenshot 1 Mario: l’m a rebel. Fuck the red lights! Fuck the speed limits! Fuck the helmet laws! The roads are mine and mine only. I am-… Daily screenshot 2 Jill: Getting old isn’t a curse, it’s an achievement. Daily Screenshot 3 Dorothy: When AIs are created, they’re given fears or taste completely at random. Dorothy is afraid if dogs and chinchillas
December 22, 2024 at 3:03 AM