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Well that turtle lied to you. It's not okay.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Well that turtle lied to you. It's not okay.
Today I noticed "clouds" in the sky. I suspect they're actually plumes of transing chemicals.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Today I noticed "clouds" in the sky. I suspect they're actually plumes of transing chemicals.
When I moved in to my old place, the AT&T guy needed to get into the data room to hook up my internet. I called the landlord's office, and they gave me the code for the lockbox that had the key. Turns out that was a master key for the whole building, which came in handy whenever I locked myself out.
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
When I moved in to my old place, the AT&T guy needed to get into the data room to hook up my internet. I called the landlord's office, and they gave me the code for the lockbox that had the key. Turns out that was a master key for the whole building, which came in handy whenever I locked myself out.
Chyken Nüdle Soop
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Chyken Nüdle Soop
My coworker and I talk about this often. Bethesda rpgs have a strange way of tricking you into thinking they're fun while you're playing them. I played 120hrs of Starfield, and I have no idea why. It's not particularly fun, the story sucks, it's full of baffling and infuriating decisions, and yet...
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
My coworker and I talk about this often. Bethesda rpgs have a strange way of tricking you into thinking they're fun while you're playing them. I played 120hrs of Starfield, and I have no idea why. It's not particularly fun, the story sucks, it's full of baffling and infuriating decisions, and yet...
What is a frying pan, if not simply a bowl that can get really hot?
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
What is a frying pan, if not simply a bowl that can get really hot?
"Carnivorous death ball" sounds like a mistranslation for a fireball super in an old fighting game.
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"Carnivorous death ball" sounds like a mistranslation for a fireball super in an old fighting game.
This is just like when he embarrassed Ted Cruz during their interview. The enemy of your enemy is not always your friend. In fact, he's often worse, because he's only fighting your enemy so as to appear as your friend.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This is just like when he embarrassed Ted Cruz during their interview. The enemy of your enemy is not always your friend. In fact, he's often worse, because he's only fighting your enemy so as to appear as your friend.
I never measure detergent. It's like improvisational jazz, just use however much feels right.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I never measure detergent. It's like improvisational jazz, just use however much feels right.
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[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
I would have preferred Angelico be ZSJ's opponent, rather than Claudio, since Danielson had to be replaced, but I know that would never happen on a ppv. It just would have been so cool to see to submission experts face off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I would have preferred Angelico be ZSJ's opponent, rather than Claudio, since Danielson had to be replaced, but I know that would never happen on a ppv. It just would have been so cool to see to submission experts face off.
I've been a big fan of Connors' since then. He had a difficult task in that match, filling in for Ishii, and I think he did a great job.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I've been a big fan of Connors' since then. He had a difficult task in that match, filling in for Ishii, and I think he did a great job.
Oh yeah, I remember that now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh yeah, I remember that now.
The curse adds flavor.
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The curse adds flavor.
That describes so many people who bitch about Dave. Which is always really weird to me, because there is plenty of legitimate reasons to bitch about Dave.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
That describes so many people who bitch about Dave. Which is always really weird to me, because there is plenty of legitimate reasons to bitch about Dave.
He was in the four way match that determined the inaugural All-Atlantic champion at the first Forbidden Door in 2022. I think Malakai Black took the pin, though.
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
He was in the four way match that determined the inaugural All-Atlantic champion at the first Forbidden Door in 2022. I think Malakai Black took the pin, though.
Doctor, please, you have to help! My dick's hollerin'!
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Doctor, please, you have to help! My dick's hollerin'!
They should have made an X-files fighting game. The roster fills itself oht. Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Cigarette Smoking Man, Fluke Man, Tooms, alien bounty hunter, the hot AI lady from First Person Shooter, etc. The Lone Gunmen could swap out like the Pokemon trainer does in Smash.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
They should have made an X-files fighting game. The roster fills itself oht. Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Cigarette Smoking Man, Fluke Man, Tooms, alien bounty hunter, the hot AI lady from First Person Shooter, etc. The Lone Gunmen could swap out like the Pokemon trainer does in Smash.
Dick hollerin'? Is that some kind of new sex thing the young people do?
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dick hollerin'? Is that some kind of new sex thing the young people do?
I would employ the same strategy I used frequently in the Iron King dlc in Dark Souls 2: shoot her with a few poison arrows, and wait for her health bar to drain.
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I would employ the same strategy I used frequently in the Iron King dlc in Dark Souls 2: shoot her with a few poison arrows, and wait for her health bar to drain.