The other two are their cousins. Kids are literally jumping up and down on tables. They’ve spent the last five minutes trying to remember which kid they’re missing for a group photo. The kid in question is roughly 4 and has climbed into the planter less than a foot away and is clearly visible

At least two of the women are sisters and all four of them are now one glass of red wine in

Altogether they’re taking up over half the available tables. None of the kids know how to behave. All four women keep wandering away, leaving the children alone. One of them just came strutting back in her slutty jeans and ugly cowboy hat carrying a BUCKET of beers. Messy updates to come

Skill issue

A lot of the plot points and symbolism are really blatant to the point where it’s basically spoon fed to us, but a lot of people seem determined to misinterpret it just for the sake of being contrarian

I’m so glad other people feel like this too, I love this show but it’s so difficult to exist in the fandom space because of this exact thing. And I feel like a lot of the criticism coming in is really forced because of this thinking

Do you think Colter Gulch has an inferiority complex from having to be next to Dazzalation Drive all the time?