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erm that wasn’t very matcha labubu dubai chocolate of you
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
erm that wasn’t very matcha labubu dubai chocolate of you
“A pitiless man, double tough and fear don’t enter into his thinking”
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“A pitiless man, double tough and fear don’t enter into his thinking”
Wonder if duvets ever look at quilts and feel jealous about their low maintenance lifestyle
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Wonder if duvets ever look at quilts and feel jealous about their low maintenance lifestyle
“I’m not going to beat around the bush”
- guy who is currently beating around the bush
- guy who is currently beating around the bush
October 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“I’m not going to beat around the bush”
- guy who is currently beating around the bush
- guy who is currently beating around the bush
Ridley Scott is kind of like if Steven Spielberg decided to become Mr Burns
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ridley Scott is kind of like if Steven Spielberg decided to become Mr Burns
Not sure I “get” mild sauce. Is it supposed to be like nicotine gum for people trying to quit Diablo sauce?
September 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Not sure I “get” mild sauce. Is it supposed to be like nicotine gum for people trying to quit Diablo sauce?
“Pressure is a choice”
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
“Pressure is a choice”
“Ain’t no easier mark than a sucka who sees exactly what he expects to see”
September 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“Ain’t no easier mark than a sucka who sees exactly what he expects to see”
ParkMobile is fully just that girl that will take any possible reason to contact you again. Take a hint! I do not like you
September 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
ParkMobile is fully just that girl that will take any possible reason to contact you again. Take a hint! I do not like you
Eat drink be merry to fat alcoholic and miserable pipeline
August 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Eat drink be merry to fat alcoholic and miserable pipeline
“I’m not here to make a record you dumb cracker”
August 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
“I’m not here to make a record you dumb cracker”
“Better off falling for a rattlesnake”
August 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
“Better off falling for a rattlesnake”
“Babinski reflex. Toes go up, you’re in trouble”
June 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Babinski reflex. Toes go up, you’re in trouble”
I love the guy that came up with the rhombus. What if a square had anxiety.
March 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I love the guy that came up with the rhombus. What if a square had anxiety.
Meal course structuring is an illusion
February 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Meal course structuring is an illusion
Czar is a crazy word. Someone looked at Tsar, said you guys got it all wrong, and came back with Czar. What are we doing here
February 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Czar is a crazy word. Someone looked at Tsar, said you guys got it all wrong, and came back with Czar. What are we doing here
God JLo really is just the lebron of beautiful women. Every year people think this fuckery can’t go on much longer and every year she continues to drop 20-7-7 night in, night out.
January 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
God JLo really is just the lebron of beautiful women. Every year people think this fuckery can’t go on much longer and every year she continues to drop 20-7-7 night in, night out.
Note to self: do not engage with negative LB reviews of movies you love.
January 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Note to self: do not engage with negative LB reviews of movies you love.
“You are as kind as you are talented”
December 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
“You are as kind as you are talented”
“Steady like a train, sharp like a razor”
November 9, 2024 at 6:13 AM
“Steady like a train, sharp like a razor”
“You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe.” - Trump on wind power.
October 9, 2024 at 4:04 PM
“You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe.” - Trump on wind power.
White people be like Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest.
October 7, 2024 at 10:55 PM
White people be like Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest.
“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.”
September 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.”
“Your honor in my defense I thought that nun was Mother Theresa”
September 21, 2024 at 4:40 PM
“Your honor in my defense I thought that nun was Mother Theresa”