Qaianna Illespont
qaianna.bsky.social
Qaianna Illespont
@qaianna.bsky.social
Vulpomephit.
Anti-FIA, the shadowy anti-open wheel racing conspiracy.
January 19, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Don't forget what happens when you do this ... and then the producers/owners say 'Great job, team! Now for the NEXT season!'.
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
The formal term is ‘base on balls’.
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Whew. I haven't listened to any, but I still think they count as reading.
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Reminds me of another franchise who let the cat fly the ship, Red Dwarf.
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
It may depend on when he lost them. I don’t know as I haven’t bothered to check.
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Tears for Bears is an annual ritual in Chicago, currently awaiting the end of the postseason.
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
‘Our sensors have found no indication or other evidence of shit, Captain.’
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
When I’d visit my grandparents, they had Raiders of the Lost Ark. Maybe a few others but that one I remember.

Other than that … um, lots of them.
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
The ‘heel and referee are in cahoots against babyface’ storyline is a time honoured pro wrestling trope, including a spot where heel blatantly‘distracts’s the ref while bad stuff happens. So pro wrestling writers know you still have to acknowledge rules have power.
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Well, to be honest, they probably would spend some time laughing.
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
‘But but [side issue that D’s are still better than R’s about] means we have to vote against them and … let R’s win and … um … but [side issue that R’s are trashing]!’

..now I have to wash my keyboard out with soap.
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Literally.
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
If that’s your thing, no shame.
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not counting seeing Tyler Black at a local indy wrestling show? Well, I did once meet a webcomic artist at MFF many years ago. She drew a strip with two foxes and a dragon. Think she has other projects now …
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
More fun to imagine it as magic spells.

‘This suit is dino-proof.’ And then Magic Missile …
December 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Fun to imagine it both intentionally and accidentally.
December 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Heh. The value of nonfiction reading is that I’m now an amateur cartographer.
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is why I usually didn’t take a front row seat at wrestling shows.
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Define ‘low’ to the 6’ lady …
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Slappy was around when it was coined.
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Maybe he thought you inordinately enjoyed either city subway systems and/or city-sized TransFormers.

Hm. Could Metroplex have a metro? Or would Metroplex's metro just transform into more robots? And it just reminds me of the horse-drawn carriages from Appaloosa ...
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Would the climactic duel be a toddler’s pillow fight?
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM