Jinglebells Cowabunga
@qaxxar.bsky.social
Noted CFB and baseball weirdo
Them Bobcats is hell ain't they
Certified Bluesky Elder because I am old
Them Bobcats is hell ain't they
Certified Bluesky Elder because I am old
Had to drive to Tucson and back for work today, it's definitely
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Had to drive to Tucson and back for work today, it's definitely
GREETINGS CLIPS TREE STEEP PAN HUMAN
MY CLIENT WAS INSPECTING THE BOW TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SUFFICIENTLY FESTIVE. THESE CHARGES ARE A TRAVESTY AND AN INJUSTICE
MY CLIENT WAS INSPECTING THE BOW TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SUFFICIENTLY FESTIVE. THESE CHARGES ARE A TRAVESTY AND AN INJUSTICE
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
GREETINGS CLIPS TREE STEEP PAN HUMAN
MY CLIENT WAS INSPECTING THE BOW TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SUFFICIENTLY FESTIVE. THESE CHARGES ARE A TRAVESTY AND AN INJUSTICE
MY CLIENT WAS INSPECTING THE BOW TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SUFFICIENTLY FESTIVE. THESE CHARGES ARE A TRAVESTY AND AN INJUSTICE
Breaking: Just got the letter that my car loan is paid off.
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Breaking: Just got the letter that my car loan is paid off.
HELLO BROTHER
DOES YOUR TEAM SUCK AS BAD AS MINE DOES
DOES YOUR TEAM SUCK AS BAD AS MINE DOES
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
HELLO BROTHER
DOES YOUR TEAM SUCK AS BAD AS MINE DOES
DOES YOUR TEAM SUCK AS BAD AS MINE DOES
GREETINGS THIMBLE HUMAN
NORMALLY I WOULD BE GLAD TO ASSIST, BUT I AM VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW DEFENDING PARISH AGAINST CLEARLY MALICIOUS PROSECUTION
NORMALLY I WOULD BE GLAD TO ASSIST, BUT I AM VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW DEFENDING PARISH AGAINST CLEARLY MALICIOUS PROSECUTION
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
GREETINGS THIMBLE HUMAN
NORMALLY I WOULD BE GLAD TO ASSIST, BUT I AM VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW DEFENDING PARISH AGAINST CLEARLY MALICIOUS PROSECUTION
NORMALLY I WOULD BE GLAD TO ASSIST, BUT I AM VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW DEFENDING PARISH AGAINST CLEARLY MALICIOUS PROSECUTION
GREETINGS SPICER CROWS HUMAN
SOMETIMES DEFENSES RUN BY AIDC-3000 RUN THE NO TOUCHDOWNS PLAY OR THE FUMBLE PLAY
SOMETIMES DEFENSES RUN BY AIDC-3000 RUN THE NO TOUCHDOWNS PLAY OR THE FUMBLE PLAY
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
GREETINGS SPICER CROWS HUMAN
SOMETIMES DEFENSES RUN BY AIDC-3000 RUN THE NO TOUCHDOWNS PLAY OR THE FUMBLE PLAY
SOMETIMES DEFENSES RUN BY AIDC-3000 RUN THE NO TOUCHDOWNS PLAY OR THE FUMBLE PLAY
GREETINGS EVEN RACCOON SPIT LIVERY HUMAN
AICOACH-3000 NOTES YOU DID NOT INCLUDE THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY, WHICH AICOACH-3000 STRONGLY RECOMMENDS
AICOACH-3000 NOTES YOU DID NOT INCLUDE THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY, WHICH AICOACH-3000 STRONGLY RECOMMENDS
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
GREETINGS EVEN RACCOON SPIT LIVERY HUMAN
AICOACH-3000 NOTES YOU DID NOT INCLUDE THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY, WHICH AICOACH-3000 STRONGLY RECOMMENDS
AICOACH-3000 NOTES YOU DID NOT INCLUDE THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY, WHICH AICOACH-3000 STRONGLY RECOMMENDS
Since we're apparently doing old B1G retreads, please meet your new Penn State head coach
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Since we're apparently doing old B1G retreads, please meet your new Penn State head coach
GREETINGS CLIPS MEANIE SLEEPING HUMAN
THIS IS A CLEAR CASE OF ENTRAPMENT, WE MOVE TO DISMISS ALL CHARGES
THIS IS A CLEAR CASE OF ENTRAPMENT, WE MOVE TO DISMISS ALL CHARGES
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
GREETINGS CLIPS MEANIE SLEEPING HUMAN
THIS IS A CLEAR CASE OF ENTRAPMENT, WE MOVE TO DISMISS ALL CHARGES
THIS IS A CLEAR CASE OF ENTRAPMENT, WE MOVE TO DISMISS ALL CHARGES
When you hired Frames Janklin and now everything is gonna change
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When you hired Frames Janklin and now everything is gonna change
Watching a Jeremy Fears in green and white and oh my God I'm old
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Watching a Jeremy Fears in green and white and oh my God I'm old
READY THE PROFESSORIAL CANNON, WHICH ALSO HAS GUAC
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
READY THE PROFESSORIAL CANNON, WHICH ALSO HAS GUAC
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
I actually have to work some on Friday but whatever
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I actually have to work some on Friday but whatever
GREETINGS CRISPY TREE HEN HUMAN
MY CLIENTS WITNESSED THE TERRIBLE SCENE AND ARE ENTITLED TO PROTECTION UNDER THE CRIME VICTIM BILL OF RIGHTS
MY CLIENTS WITNESSED THE TERRIBLE SCENE AND ARE ENTITLED TO PROTECTION UNDER THE CRIME VICTIM BILL OF RIGHTS
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
GREETINGS CRISPY TREE HEN HUMAN
MY CLIENTS WITNESSED THE TERRIBLE SCENE AND ARE ENTITLED TO PROTECTION UNDER THE CRIME VICTIM BILL OF RIGHTS
MY CLIENTS WITNESSED THE TERRIBLE SCENE AND ARE ENTITLED TO PROTECTION UNDER THE CRIME VICTIM BILL OF RIGHTS
READY THE NUPTIALS CANNON
OKAY SO THIS IS STILL THE GUAC CANNON, WE'RE WORKING ON IT
OKAY SO THIS IS STILL THE GUAC CANNON, WE'RE WORKING ON IT
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
READY THE NUPTIALS CANNON
OKAY SO THIS IS STILL THE GUAC CANNON, WE'RE WORKING ON IT
OKAY SO THIS IS STILL THE GUAC CANNON, WE'RE WORKING ON IT
I seem to recognize your face
Haunting, familiar yet
I can't seem to place it
Haunting, familiar yet
I can't seem to place it
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I seem to recognize your face
Haunting, familiar yet
I can't seem to place it
Haunting, familiar yet
I can't seem to place it
GREETINGS KNIGHT HARM STRIPE ROGUE HUMAN
I DREW THE MICHELIN TECH HELMET JUST LIKE YOU ASKED
I DREW THE MICHELIN TECH HELMET JUST LIKE YOU ASKED
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
GREETINGS KNIGHT HARM STRIPE ROGUE HUMAN
I DREW THE MICHELIN TECH HELMET JUST LIKE YOU ASKED
I DREW THE MICHELIN TECH HELMET JUST LIKE YOU ASKED