Qr8zyEight
@qr8zyeight.bsky.social
DC native
ΩΨΦ #MuEpMade 🐶
WSSU 🐏
Slytherin 🐍
Off The Sticks podcast
ΩΨΦ #MuEpMade 🐶
WSSU 🐏
Slytherin 🐍
Off The Sticks podcast
I wonder if my wife gon be mad if I wake her up and start touching on her… 🤔
Let’s go do it!
Let’s go do it!
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I wonder if my wife gon be mad if I wake her up and start touching on her… 🤔
Let’s go do it!
Let’s go do it!
Priority List:
1. Wife
2. Kids
3. Xbox
In other words… my Xbox top 3. You fuck with my video game, I’m fucking with yo life 😂
1. Wife
2. Kids
3. Xbox
In other words… my Xbox top 3. You fuck with my video game, I’m fucking with yo life 😂
December 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Priority List:
1. Wife
2. Kids
3. Xbox
In other words… my Xbox top 3. You fuck with my video game, I’m fucking with yo life 😂
1. Wife
2. Kids
3. Xbox
In other words… my Xbox top 3. You fuck with my video game, I’m fucking with yo life 😂
Damn… Can’t listen to Nicki no more. Shorty got BARS too 🤦🏾♂️
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Damn… Can’t listen to Nicki no more. Shorty got BARS too 🤦🏾♂️
This white girl getting THE SHIT beat out of her. Got damn!
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This white girl getting THE SHIT beat out of her. Got damn!
I need Bluesky to implement a filter cause it’s just some shit I really don’t wanna see.
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I need Bluesky to implement a filter cause it’s just some shit I really don’t wanna see.
I be getting notifications about all these old white men dying but every time, ITS THE WRONG OLD WHITE MAN!!
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I be getting notifications about all these old white men dying but every time, ITS THE WRONG OLD WHITE MAN!!
I’m calling out of work and having a massive cookout for all black people! We finna celebrate that shit!
"Do you think he knows that while his death will certainly be covered by TV news & breaking alerts, many people will learn about it when they see neighbors spontaneously celebrating, hooting and hollering in the streets, spreading good cheer and pouring champagne?"
www.rawstory.com/trump-when-i...
www.rawstory.com/trump-when-i...
'When it happens': Trump post ignites chatter about president's own mortality
President Donald Trump social media post seemingly celebrating the slayings of Rob Reiner and his wife sparked online speculation about how his own eventual mortality will be met Monday.The president ...
www.rawstory.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m calling out of work and having a massive cookout for all black people! We finna celebrate that shit!
Hol up… so it’s dudes out here who be watching porn with other niggas!? That’s fucking weird, but hey… let me stay in my lane.
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hol up… so it’s dudes out here who be watching porn with other niggas!? That’s fucking weird, but hey… let me stay in my lane.
Don’t know who need to hear this but…
You ain’t get dickmatized. You just bat shit crazy.
You ain’t get dickmatized. You just bat shit crazy.
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Don’t know who need to hear this but…
You ain’t get dickmatized. You just bat shit crazy.
You ain’t get dickmatized. You just bat shit crazy.
Why the hell is McDonalds always slow as fuck!?
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Why the hell is McDonalds always slow as fuck!?
So two dudes talking at work.
Person A: “I’m bout to have to pay this girl to get to her OnlyFans.”
Person B: “Why? Porn is free.”
Person A: “I’m bout to have to pay this girl to get to her OnlyFans.”
Person B: “Why? Porn is free.”
Spit Take GIF
ALT: Spit Take GIF
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
So two dudes talking at work.
Person A: “I’m bout to have to pay this girl to get to her OnlyFans.”
Person B: “Why? Porn is free.”
Person A: “I’m bout to have to pay this girl to get to her OnlyFans.”
Person B: “Why? Porn is free.”
Please don’t call me and having nothing to say. I ain’t the “I was just calling cause I ain’t heard from you” type.
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Please don’t call me and having nothing to say. I ain’t the “I was just calling cause I ain’t heard from you” type.
Just watched some of the Diddy doc on Netflix and I’ve always said Diddy killed Biggie and Pac. I can’t wait til the day it’s proven though!
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just watched some of the Diddy doc on Netflix and I’ve always said Diddy killed Biggie and Pac. I can’t wait til the day it’s proven though!
I got at least 3 houses to hit for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. And that don’t include my own house!
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I got at least 3 houses to hit for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. And that don’t include my own house!
My Thanksgiving plate:
Mac n cheese
Ham
Candied yams
Collard greens
Apple pie
Sweet Potato
My wife
All them getting gobbled the fuck up!
Mac n cheese
Ham
Candied yams
Collard greens
Apple pie
Sweet Potato
My wife
All them getting gobbled the fuck up!
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My Thanksgiving plate:
Mac n cheese
Ham
Candied yams
Collard greens
Apple pie
Sweet Potato
My wife
All them getting gobbled the fuck up!
Mac n cheese
Ham
Candied yams
Collard greens
Apple pie
Sweet Potato
My wife
All them getting gobbled the fuck up!
So at my brothers party, a woman tells my uncle “You look familiar”. My auntie eyes open wide.
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a microphone in front of a nba finals sign
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a microphone in front of a nba finals sign
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So at my brothers party, a woman tells my uncle “You look familiar”. My auntie eyes open wide.
Me:
Me:
Did yall vote today? 👀
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Did yall vote today? 👀
It’s some elections tomorrow. Make sure yall go vote. And remember this when you go to the polls… FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It’s some elections tomorrow. Make sure yall go vote. And remember this when you go to the polls… FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!
So… my team gets a new boss. After a week, he’s fired 😂😂😂
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So… my team gets a new boss. After a week, he’s fired 😂😂😂
Let me be real clear… Any time i see a story about Disney and another service splitting, i know it’s Disney’s fault. Disney aint shit but a big ass money grab.
ESPN, ABC, other Disney networks to go dark on YouTube TV after failed talks, media reports reut.rs/435sHlF
ESPN, ABC, other Disney networks to go dark on YouTube TV after failed talks, media reports
Walt Disney's networks, including ESPN and ABC, will go dark on Google's pay-TV platform YouTube TV after failed contract negotiations, Variety and the Los Angeles Times reported late on Thursday.
reut.rs
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Let me be real clear… Any time i see a story about Disney and another service splitting, i know it’s Disney’s fault. Disney aint shit but a big ass money grab.
Reposted by Qr8zyEight
BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
Ime… Call her and beg like Keith Sweat RIGHT NOW!!
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ime… Call her and beg like Keith Sweat RIGHT NOW!!
😂😂😂😂
This gon be good lol
This gon be good lol
ICE Illegally Deports Former Trump Golf Club Employee | newrepublic.com/post/202470/...
ICE Illegally Deports Former Trump Golf Club Employee
Even the Department of Homeland Security initially admitted it didn’t know what happened to Alejandro Juarez.
newrepublic.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
😂😂😂😂
This gon be good lol
This gon be good lol
If we all got email accounts, why do we still get mail in a mailbox? That’s seems pretty stupid and redundant to me.
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If we all got email accounts, why do we still get mail in a mailbox? That’s seems pretty stupid and redundant to me.