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Qrik
@qrik.bsky.social
Best-greatest skaven priest! Fire mage! Popular at BBQs! Rat supremacist! Ultra-religious worshipper of Horned Rat! He/him! Under 18? DNI! Others interact at own risk!
QRP something with horns...

hnn! Every Qrik post already includes! Art by @exindiv.bsky.social!
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
YouTube says-says Qrik watched-viewed this entire video but: Qrik never did! Treacherous Google making YouTube history lie-lie... For reasons? What does anyone gain-gain from this lie-lie? Big-big mystery...
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So rare-rare that Qrik's Skyline has good-good synergy and tonight:
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
By the Horned One!! @bossmonstalv.bsky.social with important warning for all-all!
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Shiny ball!
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Qrik's latest miscolored pocket monster-thing discoveries! Best-best pocket monster-thing master!
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you-you see-see this-this: post-share a Spider-Man-thing!

hnn! Qrik been holding this-this image forever! Now-now: Qrik can win-win!
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Stealing from OP because: quote re-squeaks turned off-off! Sometimes: in hiding from perhaps-maybe bad-bad replies we miss-miss supportive replies!

BUT: QRIK DIGRESSES!

Qrik refuses to see-see any Five Nights at Freddy's movies and unfollows artists who post-share fan art! Franchise: fascist!
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Who wants-wants to go 69 with Qrik
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh yes-yes almost forgot green bean casserole! @bossmonstalv.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Qrik: domestic rat tonight yes-yes! hnn! Not same-same as domesticated!
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Perfect score yes-yes!
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What means this weird-strange dog-thing!
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Qrik just got this-this email! New-new federal guidance for evictions! Now-now legal to start process after 7 days! Merry Christmas man-things you-you get homelessness from Santa Trump this year!
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Special appearance by Qrik's Gen 1 protobean by @bossmonstalv.bsky.social! Pink with yellow hair because: powered up-up by desert sunlight! Super saiyen protobean yes-yes!
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Man-things call-call this desert because very dry-dry!
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
UPDATE: sandwich get-get!
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🎶Qrik wanting to be with you alone
And squeak about the Horned One! 🎶
🎶With your reputation and respect for the rat that you are
won't escape Qrik's attention 🎶
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That is for buy-purchase the second tier of prizes for the thing-thing!
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
hnn!
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yes-yes!
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Qrik adds-adds up all ingredients for cheeseburger meatloaf! Cost of 1 meatloaf: $42.28... This-this a rich man-thing's meal!
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Did everyone forget: Witchdagger?
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
hnn! Many rodent snouts here-here! As the Horned One foretold!
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM