Q, The Philosopher
@qu0dtheka1zoku.bsky.social
38, he/him, 🔞MDNI
I'm barely on here but I post random shit here
I'm barely on here but I post random shit here
Why smile rn in this chaos when you can honestly stare blankly in horror?
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Why smile rn in this chaos when you can honestly stare blankly in horror?
The first paragraph to a book:
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 AM
The first paragraph to a book:
the face I make when I'm happy 😃
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 AM
the face I make when I'm happy 😃
Revolution is only called impossible by those who fear it the most.
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Revolution is only called impossible by those who fear it the most.
Salieri Prime and Molecule-Mozart will return in Amadeus: Doomsday Arpeggio
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Salieri Prime and Molecule-Mozart will return in Amadeus: Doomsday Arpeggio
If poison could talk, it would think its antidote is the poison. Anyway, this post is about the US and its fixed duopoly.
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If poison could talk, it would think its antidote is the poison. Anyway, this post is about the US and its fixed duopoly.
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you in Avengers Doomsday
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you in Avengers Doomsday
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him : oh . you're good
me : oh . i know
me : oh . i know
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
him : oh . you're good
me : oh . i know
me : oh . i know
I got it!! ....
...chopstick gloves... ...like gloves for chopsticks holy shit I have to go...
(runs out the door)
...chopstick gloves... ...like gloves for chopsticks holy shit I have to go...
(runs out the door)
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I got it!! ....
...chopstick gloves... ...like gloves for chopsticks holy shit I have to go...
(runs out the door)
...chopstick gloves... ...like gloves for chopsticks holy shit I have to go...
(runs out the door)
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Scrooge: (bursts open window and notices a kid holding something) What's today, my fine fellow?!
Kid: Your last Christmas... (raises something in his hand and pulls trigger)
Tiny Tim: (points at a lifeless Scrooge)...Everyone!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! TAKE WHAT YOU CAN FROM THE MANSION!!!!
[The End]
Kid: Your last Christmas... (raises something in his hand and pulls trigger)
Tiny Tim: (points at a lifeless Scrooge)...Everyone!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! TAKE WHAT YOU CAN FROM THE MANSION!!!!
[The End]
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Scrooge: (bursts open window and notices a kid holding something) What's today, my fine fellow?!
Kid: Your last Christmas... (raises something in his hand and pulls trigger)
Tiny Tim: (points at a lifeless Scrooge)...Everyone!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! TAKE WHAT YOU CAN FROM THE MANSION!!!!
[The End]
Kid: Your last Christmas... (raises something in his hand and pulls trigger)
Tiny Tim: (points at a lifeless Scrooge)...Everyone!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! TAKE WHAT YOU CAN FROM THE MANSION!!!!
[The End]
I get the same uncanny feeling while interacting with white people as I do when looking at generative AI slop.
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I get the same uncanny feeling while interacting with white people as I do when looking at generative AI slop.
I'm spending my day off with anxiety and mentally I'm working myself out of it til it's time for bed. Ugh, I've been so good grounding but, metaphorically, the gummies have been left out in the sunlight for too long. I don't know what I mean by this but it feels accurate.
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm spending my day off with anxiety and mentally I'm working myself out of it til it's time for bed. Ugh, I've been so good grounding but, metaphorically, the gummies have been left out in the sunlight for too long. I don't know what I mean by this but it feels accurate.
Peanut butter sliced banana with honey drizzle sandwich
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Peanut butter sliced banana with honey drizzle sandwich
90s action movie voice: Espionage and jazz...
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
90s action movie voice: Espionage and jazz...
What if, ironically only to humans, throughout the entire universe, the most trustworthy being was an alien named Barbizon Herbalife.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
What if, ironically only to humans, throughout the entire universe, the most trustworthy being was an alien named Barbizon Herbalife.
I don't bring golden retriever energy. I bring the overly wholesome but unhinged energy of a runt.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I don't bring golden retriever energy. I bring the overly wholesome but unhinged energy of a runt.
Jehovah's Weeping Angel Witnesses
Whatever you do, don't blink. Just say you're not interested and don't blink....
Whatever you do, don't blink. Just say you're not interested and don't blink....
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Jehovah's Weeping Angel Witnesses
Whatever you do, don't blink. Just say you're not interested and don't blink....
Whatever you do, don't blink. Just say you're not interested and don't blink....
Act with snarling compassion. 👹🫂
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Act with snarling compassion. 👹🫂