i wonder if they heard most of the delegates walking out of the speech.

Why doesn't the caption simply read "Attorney General Bondi either lied under oath or she is incompetent and unqualified." Trying to be clever with the caption only dilutes and diminishes the seriousness of the story.

Maybe talk about Bloomberg’s role in creating more bike lanes? I feel like someone so susceptible to the name recognition double whammy has probably absorbed some bike lane beef? A risky gambit tho, could backfire.

I’ll vote for him if he debates naked and angry, dripping wet like he used to accost other reps in the house gym showers.

perfect sentence?

It’s the new “time to make the donuts” in a world on fire.

Almost Famous is better journalism movie than citizen kane

He is the architect of the situation we are currently in.

“common sense” is a meaningless phase and needs to be banned from political discourse.

The Haven’t Changed, Haven’t Much to Say Theory of History

Absolutely blaming the democrats.

it’s a Kiki/bouba thing, maybe