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Quack quack, Mr. Ducksworth.
Philly Sports & Dave Matthews Band.
Frank Reich offensive consultant?
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"Sometimes it just doesn't work"... for 14 weeks.
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The three games prior to Desai being fired they gave up 34, 42, and 33 points. Giving up only 20 to SEA (while being -2 in the turnover battle) was an improvement.
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It's first down. You're playing for a win, since a tie doesn't really help you - making it four down territory. Back foot, defender in face. Throw it away.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The biggest difference was they at least fired Desai before the SEA loss (and the defense looked better that game if I recall). This time they kept the dead weight that is Patullo (spoiler: the offense did not look better).
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I don't think it's so much about Lock as that it was a winnable game that turned into a third straight loss following two straight ugly losses. This too was a winnable game turned third loss in a row following two ugly losses. What the team is (and isn't) has been made plain.
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Is that bad? Sounds like it's bad.
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
No losing to LV would be more like the final nail that was losing to the three win Cardinals.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Probably not. We played a game between last Wed and this Wed. They could very easily argue that he aggravated the injury(ies) on Black Friday. Not to mention, not surgery - non surgical procedure. Maybe a cortisone shot or something.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Cheesesteak is approaching its centennial anniversary. Chopped cheese is a 90s baby. One is an institution, the other is an infant.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Go ahead goal*
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
All praise Stout, who can make Freddy J look like a starter and Becton look like an All Pro. There's another reunion I wouldn't mind if Charges cut him in the off-season.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Jimmy broke this down in detail last week. Career lows with Eagles in completion % on targets, yac/target, and separation. Smitty career highs in all those metrics. www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-aj-brown-still-elite-receiver/amp/
Is A.J. Brown still an elite receiver?
Looking at A.J. Brown's 2025 tape and data reveals that, while others on offense and the coaching staff are struggling with their jobs, so is he.
www.phillyvoice.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Update. +1 deep ball. SMITTY
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Negative. No shots.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'm assuming the six stitches were part of a stomach enlargement procedure that would allow you to eat more iberico ham?
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In a vacuum it's an overpay for a potential rental player. But you have three or four contenders sniffing at a limited edge market rn. Assume that pushed price up. I also assume Vic had high praise and trust him to get Phillips back to the guy who had 6.5 sacks in 8 games.
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A history of injury is always worrisome albeit not necessarily indicative, but at least encouraging to see him play all games this year so far.
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The 4 and 8 games I get, but you are saying it's a con he played "only" 9/9 games this year?
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I mean, the article is written by a Stav DMTropoulos.
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They should focus on not making the actual NFL jerseys shit quality instead.
September 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Would love to see a table at the end showing a running total count of tush pushes attempted by team coupled with success rate. And of course also displaying the teams vote in the table.
September 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i'm pretty sure he says "chill out with that shit" and not "shut your ass up"
September 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
On closer listen I'm pretty sure Hurts said "chill out with the sh*t" and not "shut yo a** up". Which also feels more like Hurts.
September 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM