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Jeff Goldblum is Andrien Brody's Wario.
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Jeff Goldblum is Andrien Brody's Wario.
Unpopular butt shitting your pants is an effective way to end a meeting. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Unpopular butt shitting your pants is an effective way to end a meeting. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
555 is to tv/movie phone numbers as what needs to exist is to tv/movie cell phone sounds.
January 25, 2026 at 10:06 PM
555 is to tv/movie phone numbers as what needs to exist is to tv/movie cell phone sounds.
In the future there will only be beef or chicken. And then we will have a big fucking choice on our hands.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
In the future there will only be beef or chicken. And then we will have a big fucking choice on our hands.
A Carmen San Diego reboot where she does stuff like steal and then return the Elgin Marbles to Greece.
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
A Carmen San Diego reboot where she does stuff like steal and then return the Elgin Marbles to Greece.
TV remotes should have a bleep sound button
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
TV remotes should have a bleep sound button
Its a guy on molly under a blanket looking out through a little space for his eye and hes like "im peaking dude"
December 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Its a guy on molly under a blanket looking out through a little space for his eye and hes like "im peaking dude"
Tid the season to remeber
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Tid the season to remeber
When you use the pinky instead of the index finger it's a wet william
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When you use the pinky instead of the index finger it's a wet william
I hate when you sip and the ice blocks your drink from being sipped.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I hate when you sip and the ice blocks your drink from being sipped.
Me rolling up to the next protest
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Me rolling up to the next protest
Ordering breakfast at a diner and asking for an Orenthal James.
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ordering breakfast at a diner and asking for an Orenthal James.
You solve pedophilia with hotter people with dwarfism.
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You solve pedophilia with hotter people with dwarfism.
ICE raids are Fash Mobs
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
ICE raids are Fash Mobs
Tums should make a version of their assorted berry chewy bites that’s just candy.
September 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Tums should make a version of their assorted berry chewy bites that’s just candy.
Out: Joker movies
In: Bomb Voyage origin story
In: Bomb Voyage origin story
September 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Out: Joker movies
In: Bomb Voyage origin story
In: Bomb Voyage origin story
Why have a vpn if websites can just restrict access to/through vpns? Probably China
September 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why have a vpn if websites can just restrict access to/through vpns? Probably China
Dudes love rhythmically slapping their bellies.
September 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Dudes love rhythmically slapping their bellies.
Aloe gel is always 6 degrees cooler than the ambient temperature for some reason.
August 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Aloe gel is always 6 degrees cooler than the ambient temperature for some reason.
TACO is “what are you going to do, stab me?”
August 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
TACO is “what are you going to do, stab me?”
How the fuck do we even know about quinoa? Fucking tiny ass little ass nutrient mother fuckers.
July 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How the fuck do we even know about quinoa? Fucking tiny ass little ass nutrient mother fuckers.