Quaker Piggy in a Basement
@quakerinabasement.bsky.social
Whelmed and wildered. Shamelessly peccable.
Waaoooooo! "Let Freedom Ring"! I haven't thought about that in ages. When I was a high schooler, an old dude on my newspaper route constantly urged me to listen to that guy. I'd call and listen just for laughs. Crazy John Birch Society stuff
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Waaoooooo! "Let Freedom Ring"! I haven't thought about that in ages. When I was a high schooler, an old dude on my newspaper route constantly urged me to listen to that guy. I'd call and listen just for laughs. Crazy John Birch Society stuff
Plus, if they get the costumed mascots involved, they can add furries to their potential audience! Win!
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Plus, if they get the costumed mascots involved, they can add furries to their potential audience! Win!
But it accepted that a game show host with a long record of business failure is our president?
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
But it accepted that a game show host with a long record of business failure is our president?
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
However, per a recent directive from HHS, Garfield will now eat beef tallow with a spoon no less than once a month.
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
However, per a recent directive from HHS, Garfield will now eat beef tallow with a spoon no less than once a month.
MORE CINNEBONS!
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
MORE CINNEBONS!
"...and we'll hold wrestling matches to determine who gets priority boarding! Choose your fighter!"
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"...and we'll hold wrestling matches to determine who gets priority boarding! Choose your fighter!"
That's what "ObamaCare" does! That is literally what it does. Drowsy Don has no idea what he's talking about.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That's what "ObamaCare" does! That is literally what it does. Drowsy Don has no idea what he's talking about.
The old "fit the description" excuse.
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The old "fit the description" excuse.
Is that you, Lyra Silvertongue?
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is that you, Lyra Silvertongue?
It works every time. Period.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It works every time. Period.
Thanks for keeping it up to date on the latest trends. Back in my day, we'd just add, "Period" to the end of our arguments. That was our way to let people know the argument was over and they had lost.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Thanks for keeping it up to date on the latest trends. Back in my day, we'd just add, "Period" to the end of our arguments. That was our way to let people know the argument was over and they had lost.
Thanks for this post. I was unaware of this little dustup, but you have prompted me to become informed.
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Thanks for this post. I was unaware of this little dustup, but you have prompted me to become informed.
And dozens of clowns.
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
And dozens of clowns.
Millions of lives? Pah!
I am the recipient of this year's GameStop Peace Prize. I have saved trillions of lives across countless galaxies!
I rule.
I am the recipient of this year's GameStop Peace Prize. I have saved trillions of lives across countless galaxies!
I rule.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Millions of lives? Pah!
I am the recipient of this year's GameStop Peace Prize. I have saved trillions of lives across countless galaxies!
I rule.
I am the recipient of this year's GameStop Peace Prize. I have saved trillions of lives across countless galaxies!
I rule.
So, they just like killing, yeah?
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So, they just like killing, yeah?
The very first?
I dunno. Surrender?
I dunno. Surrender?
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The very first?
I dunno. Surrender?
I dunno. Surrender?
Here's the correct answer. Trump is the all-time champ of Calvinball.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Here's the correct answer. Trump is the all-time champ of Calvinball.
Wowz. I thought these were photos of two different animals. Unbelievable change.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wowz. I thought these were photos of two different animals. Unbelievable change.
Noise. You're making lots of noise.
Now hold it down, will you? It's time for my shows to come on.
Now hold it down, will you? It's time for my shows to come on.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Noise. You're making lots of noise.
Now hold it down, will you? It's time for my shows to come on.
Now hold it down, will you? It's time for my shows to come on.
A short queen with an awesome boat.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A short queen with an awesome boat.
You don't have to hint at it any more. The end times have arrived, yeah? We're doomed, aren't we?
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You don't have to hint at it any more. The end times have arrived, yeah? We're doomed, aren't we?