Anyway, I’ve been writing long letters to my estranged best friend and putting them in a word doc. For breakfast I had a yogurt my sister fed me while I drove. For lunch I had a Japanese baguette with butter. For dinner I had onigiri and an ice cream sandwich.

To be fair I was an anorexic 10th grader

I’m going to use this the same way I used Twitter in 2009 by shouting absolute trivial nonsense into the void. I remember sending tweets via text with my blackberry that read “corn nuts and kombucha for lunch”