Crazy that Trump sucked off Bill Clinton
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Crazy that Trump sucked off Bill Clinton
Coworker sitting behind me is on a meeting with full volume out of their laptop speakers instead of headphones
September 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Coworker sitting behind me is on a meeting with full volume out of their laptop speakers instead of headphones
Had the ideal workday of logging in after 10 days off, deleting 800 emails, and calling off sick through the weekend
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Had the ideal workday of logging in after 10 days off, deleting 800 emails, and calling off sick through the weekend
Camping and reading socialist theory
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Camping and reading socialist theory
Christian Michael Buble impersonator called Michael Bible
July 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Christian Michael Buble impersonator called Michael Bible
@internethippo.bsky.social my cousin's son has some of your merch
May 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@internethippo.bsky.social my cousin's son has some of your merch
I love buying a baguette and eating the whole thing
April 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I love buying a baguette and eating the whole thing
She stimulate me, diversely
April 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
She stimulate me, diversely
They're making stoves too powerful these days. I can sear a steak just above the Low setting
April 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
They're making stoves too powerful these days. I can sear a steak just above the Low setting
Friend insisted I try their $49 hand soap while over at their place. I went in ready to be a hater but it actually was really nice
March 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Friend insisted I try their $49 hand soap while over at their place. I went in ready to be a hater but it actually was really nice
Lmao executive in charge of my project at work seems to have been fired
March 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lmao executive in charge of my project at work seems to have been fired
I'm tired of ads that force ASMR on me
March 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm tired of ads that force ASMR on me
Saw a guy today walk out of a stall, flush the toilet with his foot, then walk out without washing his hands
February 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Saw a guy today walk out of a stall, flush the toilet with his foot, then walk out without washing his hands
Home ownership is changing me. Just had a moment where I stopped to consider if something was okay to pour down the drain
February 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Home ownership is changing me. Just had a moment where I stopped to consider if something was okay to pour down the drain
Wish I had a beautiful mind to just post stuff like "how do they get the peanut butter in the jar"
February 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Wish I had a beautiful mind to just post stuff like "how do they get the peanut butter in the jar"
Had to go into the office for 3 days of 8 hour "workshops" and got sick
February 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Had to go into the office for 3 days of 8 hour "workshops" and got sick
I don't like that every gas pump shouts commercials at you now
February 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don't like that every gas pump shouts commercials at you now
Wife's phone connected to the car and autoplayed the last audiobook she was listening to, at the volume I was last listening to music at, and the first line was "...YOU TWO NEED TO BONE"
January 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wife's phone connected to the car and autoplayed the last audiobook she was listening to, at the volume I was last listening to music at, and the first line was "...YOU TWO NEED TO BONE"
They should start putting Marvel post credit scenes at the end of every movie
December 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
They should start putting Marvel post credit scenes at the end of every movie
Wife is texting me from work about how Jurassic Park "exemplifies the follies of capitalism"
December 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Wife is texting me from work about how Jurassic Park "exemplifies the follies of capitalism"
Parody of Iggy pop's lust for life called "lust for wife"
December 1, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Parody of Iggy pop's lust for life called "lust for wife"