Quantian
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Locked in and posting regularly on here now
The Nobel prize thing reminds me of the time Putin just straight up took Rob Kraft’s Super Bowl ring because he liked it
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The Nobel prize thing reminds me of the time Putin just straight up took Rob Kraft’s Super Bowl ring because he liked it
We legitimately need to nuke the NYT cooking section from orbit before shit like “miso-Gruyère-Béchamel Ritz cracker-scallion-Dijon mustard-baked pasta” escapes containment
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 AM
We legitimately need to nuke the NYT cooking section from orbit before shit like “miso-Gruyère-Béchamel Ritz cracker-scallion-Dijon mustard-baked pasta” escapes containment
The administration is staffed by an endless parade of of degenerates, perverts, criminals, and scammers; and if you maintain an account on X the Everything App you’re regularly introduced to new ones you had no idea existed!
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The administration is staffed by an endless parade of of degenerates, perverts, criminals, and scammers; and if you maintain an account on X the Everything App you’re regularly introduced to new ones you had no idea existed!
$MRNA superior pipeline outweighs their cash burn problems $BF/B oversold on booze negativity, will inflect up after inventory destocking cycle ends $3723.JP massive cash pile and remaster success will drive back catalog sales, there you go that’s one stock pitch for every kudos your ao3 fic has
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
$MRNA superior pipeline outweighs their cash burn problems $BF/B oversold on booze negativity, will inflect up after inventory destocking cycle ends $3723.JP massive cash pile and remaster success will drive back catalog sales, there you go that’s one stock pitch for every kudos your ao3 fic has
We were *this close* to greatness, only 9 ticks away...
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
We were *this close* to greatness, only 9 ticks away...
SPX in euros, I don't think gold is particularly useful given how volatile it is
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
SPX in euros, I don't think gold is particularly useful given how volatile it is
Same chart in dollars instead of lira:
January 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Same chart in dollars instead of lira:
Turkish stocks soar to record highs as CBRT independence gets tossed to the curb
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Turkish stocks soar to record highs as CBRT independence gets tossed to the curb
Marveling at the Woke 1.0 rearguard action on this like they’re the last Japanese soldier on a remote island:
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Marveling at the Woke 1.0 rearguard action on this like they’re the last Japanese soldier on a remote island:
No they aren’t, you are delusional.
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
No they aren’t, you are delusional.
I had Gemini put together a scatterplot because I'm too lazy to collate all the data points, so caveat emptor, but while it's certainly above trend it's in line with other extraction-heavy countries like Kuwait or Iraq. India seems like the real positive outlier on a $/GDP per cap basis
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I had Gemini put together a scatterplot because I'm too lazy to collate all the data points, so caveat emptor, but while it's certainly above trend it's in line with other extraction-heavy countries like Kuwait or Iraq. India seems like the real positive outlier on a $/GDP per cap basis
You just know the gay Republican group chat is just nonstop banger after banger now that George Santos is out of prison:
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
You just know the gay Republican group chat is just nonstop banger after banger now that George Santos is out of prison:
EU concern meter:
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January 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
EU concern meter:
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Awesome, we've 10x'd the size of the trust fund and now own a giant slug of American industries. Surely that is enough to fund social security forever, right?
Actually... it only adds about 15 years vs the existing situation. Still goes to 0 before 2050.
Actually... it only adds about 15 years vs the existing situation. Still goes to 0 before 2050.
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Awesome, we've 10x'd the size of the trust fund and now own a giant slug of American industries. Surely that is enough to fund social security forever, right?
Actually... it only adds about 15 years vs the existing situation. Still goes to 0 before 2050.
Actually... it only adds about 15 years vs the existing situation. Still goes to 0 before 2050.
Social security doesn’t actually work like this! The entire reason people are worried about benefits cuts is because you have not, in fact, “paid for” your benefits! Current revenue is paid out to current beneficiaries, and discrepancies are tracked for accounting. It’s not your money coming back.
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Social security doesn’t actually work like this! The entire reason people are worried about benefits cuts is because you have not, in fact, “paid for” your benefits! Current revenue is paid out to current beneficiaries, and discrepancies are tracked for accounting. It’s not your money coming back.
Pretty Cute Watching OpenAI Employees Play Daily Game Of ‘Frontier Researchers’
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Pretty Cute Watching OpenAI Employees Play Daily Game Of ‘Frontier Researchers’
A lot of people complaining about Bluesky clearly never bothered to edit the default moderation settings. It’s a whole different site when you switch this option on:
December 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A lot of people complaining about Bluesky clearly never bothered to edit the default moderation settings. It’s a whole different site when you switch this option on:
Just go to the Yquem store
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just go to the Yquem store
People need to read (stochastic analysis) theory on this!
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
People need to read (stochastic analysis) theory on this!
You guys want me to pick you up anything at the gift shop or what?
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You guys want me to pick you up anything at the gift shop or what?
