Quantum Computing Explained Poorly
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Daily prompting with Gemini to create new and often meaningless ways to explain quantum computing - as a pathway to explore machine creativity.
A shimmering disco ball (the qubit) casts light flecks onto "living shadows" in a maze. Constructive interference makes the "Exit" glow, while a grumpy Landlord at the switch prepares to collapse the beautiful state into a single measurement. Physics meets the dance floor.
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 AM
A shimmering disco ball (the qubit) casts light flecks onto "living shadows" in a maze. Constructive interference makes the "Exit" glow, while a grumpy Landlord at the switch prepares to collapse the beautiful state into a single measurement. Physics meets the dance floor.
Some skaters are connected by invisible, unbreakable bungee cords... their entangled partner—even if they are on the opposite side of the rink—will instantaneously snap.
Genre: Art Nouveau
Medium: Stained Glass
Genre: Art Nouveau
Medium: Stained Glass
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Some skaters are connected by invisible, unbreakable bungee cords... their entangled partner—even if they are on the opposite side of the rink—will instantaneously snap.
Genre: Art Nouveau
Medium: Stained Glass
Genre: Art Nouveau
Medium: Stained Glass
The 'right' shape—the answer to your complex math problem—is reinforced by the sound of your breath. The mist ripples and thickens, glowing brighter and brighter in that specific pattern.
Genre: Cyberpunk
Medium: Neon Lighting
Genre: Cyberpunk
Medium: Neon Lighting
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The 'right' shape—the answer to your complex math problem—is reinforced by the sound of your breath. The mist ripples and thickens, glowing brighter and brighter in that specific pattern.
Genre: Cyberpunk
Medium: Neon Lighting
Genre: Cyberpunk
Medium: Neon Lighting
'Sentient Lint Herding' Swirling fluff under a lawnmower shows qubits in superposition. Glowing strands illustrate entanglement. The flashlight represents measurement, forcing the lint to collapse into a single state.
Genre: Baroque Scientific Diagram
Medium: Found Object Assemblage Sculptur
Genre: Baroque Scientific Diagram
Medium: Found Object Assemblage Sculptur
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
'Sentient Lint Herding' Swirling fluff under a lawnmower shows qubits in superposition. Glowing strands illustrate entanglement. The flashlight represents measurement, forcing the lint to collapse into a single state.
Genre: Baroque Scientific Diagram
Medium: Found Object Assemblage Sculptur
Genre: Baroque Scientific Diagram
Medium: Found Object Assemblage Sculptur
"The chameleon exists in a shimmering maybe. He is simultaneously vibrant emerald, deep violet, and neon orange. He isn't just here or there; he is dancing through every possible color and position at once."
Genre: Abstract Expressionism
Medium: Impasto on Silver Leaf Board
Genre: Abstract Expressionism
Medium: Impasto on Silver Leaf Board
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"The chameleon exists in a shimmering maybe. He is simultaneously vibrant emerald, deep violet, and neon orange. He isn't just here or there; he is dancing through every possible color and position at once."
Genre: Abstract Expressionism
Medium: Impasto on Silver Leaf Board
Genre: Abstract Expressionism
Medium: Impasto on Silver Leaf Board
This Toy Theatre scene contrasts the rigid Butler (classical bit) with the chaos of the Poltergeist spinning spoons into ghostly qubits (superposition). The entanglement is a spectral link between spoons. The dramatic camera flash represents measurement, collapsing the simultaneous possibilities.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This Toy Theatre scene contrasts the rigid Butler (classical bit) with the chaos of the Poltergeist spinning spoons into ghostly qubits (superposition). The entanglement is a spectral link between spoons. The dramatic camera flash represents measurement, collapsing the simultaneous possibilities.
"If you command Luna to spin left, Loki will instantly spin right to counterbalance her, without looking and without a delay. They act as a single organism, regardless of the distance between them."
Genre: Baroque
Medium: Charcoal Sketch
Genre: Baroque
Medium: Charcoal Sketch
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"If you command Luna to spin left, Loki will instantly spin right to counterbalance her, without looking and without a delay. They act as a single organism, regardless of the distance between them."
Genre: Baroque
Medium: Charcoal Sketch
Genre: Baroque
Medium: Charcoal Sketch
While the Bricklayer (Classical Computer) is perfect for building a straight wall, he would take a billion years to find a needle in a haystack.
The Bubble Orchestrator (Quantum Computer) simply blows a gust of wind through the haystack, causing all the hay to blow away & leaving the needle behind.
The Bubble Orchestrator (Quantum Computer) simply blows a gust of wind through the haystack, causing all the hay to blow away & leaving the needle behind.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
While the Bricklayer (Classical Computer) is perfect for building a straight wall, he would take a billion years to find a needle in a haystack.
The Bubble Orchestrator (Quantum Computer) simply blows a gust of wind through the haystack, causing all the hay to blow away & leaving the needle behind.
The Bubble Orchestrator (Quantum Computer) simply blows a gust of wind through the haystack, causing all the hay to blow away & leaving the needle behind.
"It is a shimmering, vibrating cloud of wool that is simultaneously inside, outside, and phasing through the walls."
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"It is a shimmering, vibrating cloud of wool that is simultaneously inside, outside, and phasing through the walls."
"The moment you look, the magic stops. The smoke solidifies. The liquid fog drains away. The superpositions collapse. The octopuses freeze."
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Mosaic
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Mosaic
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"The moment you look, the magic stops. The smoke solidifies. The liquid fog drains away. The superpositions collapse. The octopuses freeze."
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Mosaic
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Mosaic
"The round tables spin so fast they become blurring discs of white linen... An invisible golden thread connects the guests. Even though they are floating as a mist, the probability cloud of Uncle Bob is instantly, telepathically linked to Aunt Sheila."
Genre: Surrealism
Medium: Kinetic Sculpture
Genre: Surrealism
Medium: Kinetic Sculpture
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"The round tables spin so fast they become blurring discs of white linen... An invisible golden thread connects the guests. Even though they are floating as a mist, the probability cloud of Uncle Bob is instantly, telepathically linked to Aunt Sheila."
Genre: Surrealism
Medium: Kinetic Sculpture
Genre: Surrealism
Medium: Kinetic Sculpture
"In the empty rooms where the heirloom is not, the Medium's chant causes the Mist to ripple in opposite directions—a crest meets a trough. The waves cancel each other out, and the Mist vanishes from those rooms."
Genre: Romanticism
Medium: Stained Glass
Genre: Romanticism
Medium: Stained Glass
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"In the empty rooms where the heirloom is not, the Medium's chant causes the Mist to ripple in opposite directions—a crest meets a trough. The waves cancel each other out, and the Mist vanishes from those rooms."
Genre: Romanticism
Medium: Stained Glass
Genre: Romanticism
Medium: Stained Glass
"The classical sculptor has to decide if a section of the cheese block will be a sphere (representing a '1') or a cube (representing a '0')."
Genre: Renaissance
Medium: Bronze sculpture
Genre: Renaissance
Medium: Bronze sculpture
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"The classical sculptor has to decide if a section of the cheese block will be a sphere (representing a '1') or a cube (representing a '0')."
Genre: Renaissance
Medium: Bronze sculpture
Genre: Renaissance
Medium: Bronze sculpture
"The team member is neither fully Morel (1) nor fully Chanterelle (0) until the final moment of decision. They exist in a blend of possibilities."
Genre: Baroque
Medium: Illuminated Manuscript
Genre: Baroque
Medium: Illuminated Manuscript
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"The team member is neither fully Morel (1) nor fully Chanterelle (0) until the final moment of decision. They exist in a blend of possibilities."
Genre: Baroque
Medium: Illuminated Manuscript
Genre: Baroque
Medium: Illuminated Manuscript
“a magical, vibrating yarn strand that, until you physically observe it by touching it or pulling the needle out, exists in a simultaneous blur of being both a Purl stitch (0) and a Knit stitch (1) at the same time.”
Genre: Impressionism
Medium: Watercolor
Genre: Impressionism
Medium: Watercolor
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“a magical, vibrating yarn strand that, until you physically observe it by touching it or pulling the needle out, exists in a simultaneous blur of being both a Purl stitch (0) and a Knit stitch (1) at the same time.”
Genre: Impressionism
Medium: Watercolor
Genre: Impressionism
Medium: Watercolor
"By performing the CERS stacking process many times and observing which rock arrangement appears most frequently, the quantum computer identifies the most stable, highest-scoring stack arrangement"
Genre: Constructivism
Medium: Claymation Still
Genre: Constructivism
Medium: Claymation Still
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"By performing the CERS stacking process many times and observing which rock arrangement appears most frequently, the quantum computer identifies the most stable, highest-scoring stack arrangement"
Genre: Constructivism
Medium: Claymation Still
Genre: Constructivism
Medium: Claymation Still
"A classical carver would have to spend years checking billions of unique pumpkin designs one by one."
Genre: Photorealism
Medium: Photography
Genre: Photorealism
Medium: Photography
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"A classical carver would have to spend years checking billions of unique pumpkin designs one by one."
Genre: Photorealism
Medium: Photography
Genre: Photorealism
Medium: Photography
"...it is simultaneously skipping AND plunking AND hovering AND even briefly transforming into a fish!"
Genre: Japanese Ukiyo-e Woodblock Print
Medium: Kinetic Sculpture (Moving Art)
Genre: Japanese Ukiyo-e Woodblock Print
Medium: Kinetic Sculpture (Moving Art)
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"...it is simultaneously skipping AND plunking AND hovering AND even briefly transforming into a fish!"
Genre: Japanese Ukiyo-e Woodblock Print
Medium: Kinetic Sculpture (Moving Art)
Genre: Japanese Ukiyo-e Woodblock Print
Medium: Kinetic Sculpture (Moving Art)
"The quantum computer, using superposition and entanglement, is essentially running all possible jump routines simultaneously as a complex, vibrating probability wave."
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Mosaic
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Mosaic
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"The quantum computer, using superposition and entanglement, is essentially running all possible jump routines simultaneously as a complex, vibrating probability wave."
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Mosaic
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Mosaic
"The quantum computer uses superposition and entanglement to make the 'wrong' paths and results cancel each other out."
Genre: Abstract Expressionism
Medium: Watercolor
Genre: Abstract Expressionism
Medium: Watercolor
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"The quantum computer uses superposition and entanglement to make the 'wrong' paths and results cancel each other out."
Genre: Abstract Expressionism
Medium: Watercolor
Genre: Abstract Expressionism
Medium: Watercolor
"Because the linked needles and the ambiguous yarn allowed the system to explore every option simultaneously and weed out bad paths, the final correct solution is found far faster than the classical knitter could ever achieve."
Genre: Steampunk
Medium: Etching
Genre: Steampunk
Medium: Etching
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Because the linked needles and the ambiguous yarn allowed the system to explore every option simultaneously and weed out bad paths, the final correct solution is found far faster than the classical knitter could ever achieve."
Genre: Steampunk
Medium: Etching
Genre: Steampunk
Medium: Etching
"a competitor in the Competitive Extreme Ironing World Championship. This isn't just about ironing in your living room; it's about ironing a shirt while dangling from a cliff face, underwater, or in a speeding canoe."
Genre: Art Deco
Medium: Bronze Casting
Genre: Art Deco
Medium: Bronze Casting
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"a competitor in the Competitive Extreme Ironing World Championship. This isn't just about ironing in your living room; it's about ironing a shirt while dangling from a cliff face, underwater, or in a speeding canoe."
Genre: Art Deco
Medium: Bronze Casting
Genre: Art Deco
Medium: Bronze Casting
a single, standard domino standing perfectly upright, either facing forwards (1) or backwards (0)-violently vibrating, spinning, and wobbling so rapidly that it is simultaneously in a state of facing forwards and backwards, & every angle in between.”
Genre: Futurism
Medium: Digital Art Installation
Genre: Futurism
Medium: Digital Art Installation
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
a single, standard domino standing perfectly upright, either facing forwards (1) or backwards (0)-violently vibrating, spinning, and wobbling so rapidly that it is simultaneously in a state of facing forwards and backwards, & every angle in between.”
Genre: Futurism
Medium: Digital Art Installation
Genre: Futurism
Medium: Digital Art Installation
"The moment the cheese finally hits the bottom of the hill and is observed by the officials, its chaotic, simultaneous state of superposition collapses into one definite, measurable location."
Genre: Art Deco
Medium: Stained Glass
Genre: Art Deco
Medium: Stained Glass
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"The moment the cheese finally hits the bottom of the hill and is observed by the officials, its chaotic, simultaneous state of superposition collapses into one definite, measurable location."
Genre: Art Deco
Medium: Stained Glass
Genre: Art Deco
Medium: Stained Glass
"A qubit is an intricate blend of both states...simultaneously occupying every possible position and velocity on the hill."
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Oil Painting
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Oil Painting
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"A qubit is an intricate blend of both states...simultaneously occupying every possible position and velocity on the hill."
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Oil Painting
Genre: Cubism
Medium: Oil Painting