Mayor of Funkytown
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everything is vibes
Kind of surprised this move is being framed as “major”
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Kind of surprised this move is being framed as “major”
All-timer of a nickname. I hope he makes it for that alone.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
All-timer of a nickname. I hope he makes it for that alone.
All of the narrative around the legality of the second strike is infuriating, because Hegseth and Trump should be tried for murder for the first strike. For EVERY strike.
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
All of the narrative around the legality of the second strike is infuriating, because Hegseth and Trump should be tried for murder for the first strike. For EVERY strike.
Keith Olberman’s still alive?
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Keith Olberman’s still alive?
I could not for the life of me remember Unstoppable and had to look it up. I love this bit from Wikipedia:
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I could not for the life of me remember Unstoppable and had to look it up. I love this bit from Wikipedia:
first they gave us obama and then they gave us trump and then they took trump away and then they brought trump back but now they’ll take him away again
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
first they gave us obama and then they gave us trump and then they took trump away and then they brought trump back but now they’ll take him away again
It's definitely not believable
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's definitely not believable
Mission accomplished. That's all Republicans have ever wanted us to say.
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Mission accomplished. That's all Republicans have ever wanted us to say.
The songs? I’ve never heard of any of these *artists*
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The songs? I’ve never heard of any of these *artists*
Guardian and, weirdly enough, CBS News seem to have the only decent headlines.
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Guardian and, weirdly enough, CBS News seem to have the only decent headlines.
It’s a tampon but a croissant
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s a tampon but a croissant