Qubit
@qubitsays.bsky.social
•Tells computers how to do stuff
•Glowy and flowy creature of the night
•she/they
Hot take: maybe we should make things better for everyone
•Glowy and flowy creature of the night
•she/they
Hot take: maybe we should make things better for everyone
thinking about digging a hole for a luxury outhouse
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
thinking about digging a hole for a luxury outhouse
Imagine you're trying to discourage gay stuff and your argument is "this will not result in pregnancy" 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Imagine you're trying to discourage gay stuff and your argument is "this will not result in pregnancy" 🤣
Do you have a secret cheeto stash in the bathroom?
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do you have a secret cheeto stash in the bathroom?
The bang bang booty shorts with the lambda cropped tee 🔥
December 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The bang bang booty shorts with the lambda cropped tee 🔥
They are uncorrupted
Omg what if macaroni really is the only good food and society has tricked me into liking everything else?
I just paid money for brussel sprouts
Omg what if macaroni really is the only good food and society has tricked me into liking everything else?
I just paid money for brussel sprouts
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They are uncorrupted
Omg what if macaroni really is the only good food and society has tricked me into liking everything else?
I just paid money for brussel sprouts
Omg what if macaroni really is the only good food and society has tricked me into liking everything else?
I just paid money for brussel sprouts
But DID it look cool?
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
But DID it look cool?
Solid choice
Could also be Ben EZ
Its really a versatile name
Could also be Ben EZ
Its really a versatile name
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Solid choice
Could also be Ben EZ
Its really a versatile name
Could also be Ben EZ
Its really a versatile name
a blessed turning of the corner
December 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a blessed turning of the corner
Got it, here is a short lighthearted message to communicate that you found the post humorous: lol
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Got it, here is a short lighthearted message to communicate that you found the post humorous: lol
Side effects
Keep it pure
Developers should exchange a respectful nod with the compiler content in the knowledge they are on the same page
Keep it pure
Developers should exchange a respectful nod with the compiler content in the knowledge they are on the same page
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Side effects
Keep it pure
Developers should exchange a respectful nod with the compiler content in the knowledge they are on the same page
Keep it pure
Developers should exchange a respectful nod with the compiler content in the knowledge they are on the same page
If its true love, you gotta save your model parameters to immutable storage.
This has been a Star Trek Voyager deep cut
This has been a Star Trek Voyager deep cut
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If its true love, you gotta save your model parameters to immutable storage.
This has been a Star Trek Voyager deep cut
This has been a Star Trek Voyager deep cut
Why buy yarn from the store when you can make your own for free
a group of sheep are standing next to each other on a lush green field .
ALT: a group of sheep are standing next to each other on a lush green field .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Why buy yarn from the store when you can make your own for free
I mean overall I enjoyed Killer Klowns From Outer Space. But that big tent was really quite unnerving.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I mean overall I enjoyed Killer Klowns From Outer Space. But that big tent was really quite unnerving.
The real stonks were the friends we made along the way
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The real stonks were the friends we made along the way
Ah yes polymorphism 🧐
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ah yes polymorphism 🧐
Well
I am a little disappointed that #4 was not a niche craft burger restaurant
I am a little disappointed that #4 was not a niche craft burger restaurant
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well
I am a little disappointed that #4 was not a niche craft burger restaurant
I am a little disappointed that #4 was not a niche craft burger restaurant
Ok, hear me out
Something something ai powered
with a value added data driven approach
Profit???
Something something ai powered
with a value added data driven approach
Profit???
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ok, hear me out
Something something ai powered
with a value added data driven approach
Profit???
Something something ai powered
with a value added data driven approach
Profit???
Two words into this I was ready to start reading a paper on Partial Ordaining 😅
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Two words into this I was ready to start reading a paper on Partial Ordaining 😅
Ngl for a sec I thought you were telling us to switch to instagram threads
WHAT? WHY
THEY HAVE DONKEY KONG???
WHAT? WHY
THEY HAVE DONKEY KONG???
April 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ngl for a sec I thought you were telling us to switch to instagram threads
WHAT? WHY
THEY HAVE DONKEY KONG???
WHAT? WHY
THEY HAVE DONKEY KONG???