marco rubio looks a little pale. you might think that's because he was up all night monitoring a US military operation in latin america but it's actually because all the blood from his face is in his rock hard dick (because he was up all night monitoring a US military operation in latin america)

Same.

The credits!

It couldn’t happen here.

Untentionedly

It’s ’on mistake’.

Now do North Korea.

He’s pausing at the end of lines rather than where the punctuation is. Like a 3rd grade kid.

Fuck off

‘Doesn’t notice bulge’.

Tank-tops and Tankies?

‘Crec’ sounds like a noun Huxley would have invented for something really gross and bad.

25000 people at a minimum of £3.50. An email and a badge. Strong grift. Where is the rest going?

Just the sound of clocks not time itself ffs calm down

* wrote

And then wondering where the edit button is because you wrong gong instead of going fml

Airtight with wolves.

Lmao that’s amazing.

2/10 would not bang