Queen Saige
@queen-saige.bsky.social
Royal b/witch with serious Pluto problems and a shit load of keys. 517 years young🖤
Scorpio on technicality, Virgo moon, Cancer rising. 👑
Scorpio on technicality, Virgo moon, Cancer rising. 👑
I missed wine. And wine-adjacent beverages. 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I missed wine. And wine-adjacent beverages. 🥰
I tried to plan a cute NYE toast with a month old baby and had the audacity to be annoyed that it didn't work out. This is my lesson for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I tried to plan a cute NYE toast with a month old baby and had the audacity to be annoyed that it didn't work out. This is my lesson for 2026.
'Twas a good year for reading- my goal was 120 books read. 2026 my goal is to manage one book a month with a baby. 🙃
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
'Twas a good year for reading- my goal was 120 books read. 2026 my goal is to manage one book a month with a baby. 🙃
Severely sleep deprived but, like, in a fun way where normal words are way funnier in a French accent
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Severely sleep deprived but, like, in a fun way where normal words are way funnier in a French accent
Last Christmas, all I wanted was exactly my life right now.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Last Christmas, all I wanted was exactly my life right now.
I'm so rich in love. I am wealthy with love and care.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm so rich in love. I am wealthy with love and care.
Maternity leave has been used to dent my TBR when possible so yeah, I'd say it's been pretty productive.
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Maternity leave has been used to dent my TBR when possible so yeah, I'd say it's been pretty productive.
The craziest part of SLOMW is these women who are obvious 10's across the board fighting for relationships with these men who are strong 4's AT MOST across the board.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The craziest part of SLOMW is these women who are obvious 10's across the board fighting for relationships with these men who are strong 4's AT MOST across the board.
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Least surprising lineup ever tbh
Least surprising lineup ever tbh
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Least surprising lineup ever tbh
Least surprising lineup ever tbh
Bout to change my @ to "farm to table"
a black and white cow with a wig on its head is standing in front of a white background .
ALT: a black and white cow with a wig on its head is standing in front of a white background .
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December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bout to change my @ to "farm to table"
I'm thankful for baby clothes with cute feets
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm thankful for baby clothes with cute feets
Wow, after two days of >2 hours of sleep, 4 straight hours feels like an entire personality overhaul
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Wow, after two days of >2 hours of sleep, 4 straight hours feels like an entire personality overhaul
I'm a mommy (mamacita)
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm a mommy (mamacita)
Cleaning my house and preparing stuff I have no reason to touch for months and laundry and dishes and a deeper clean than I've done in years all to make me feel SOMEWHAT more in control and GUESS WHAT- it isn't working 🙃🙃🙃
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Cleaning my house and preparing stuff I have no reason to touch for months and laundry and dishes and a deeper clean than I've done in years all to make me feel SOMEWHAT more in control and GUESS WHAT- it isn't working 🙃🙃🙃
Me, just trying to live my life:
The child within me:
The child within me:
a girl in a tie dye shirt is dancing with a cat
ALT: a girl in a tie dye shirt is dancing with a cat
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November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Me, just trying to live my life:
The child within me:
The child within me:
The new Frankenstein adaption is, in fact, THAT good
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The new Frankenstein adaption is, in fact, THAT good
One week away from having a whole baby. Like what
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
One week away from having a whole baby. Like what
Buying Christmas gifts with pregnancy brain is.....really something
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Buying Christmas gifts with pregnancy brain is.....really something
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I say “men” the way timmy’s dad says “dinkleberg”
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I say “men” the way timmy’s dad says “dinkleberg”
These two sentences on the same page really made my head spin for a minute 😵💫
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
These two sentences on the same page really made my head spin for a minute 😵💫
Nobody talk to me ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS ENGAGEDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHH
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nobody talk to me ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS ENGAGEDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHH
I didn't know how hard I needed the new season of SLOMW until Mayci said "my back and my boobs be hurtin'"
GIRL SAME😭
GIRL SAME😭
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I didn't know how hard I needed the new season of SLOMW until Mayci said "my back and my boobs be hurtin'"
GIRL SAME😭
GIRL SAME😭