eulalia
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she/her/hers/joe/G. fuckery whisperer. baroness of bullshit. jill of all trades & mistress of none. i have the nerve to walk my own way. © zora neale hurston
saw someone driving a convertible with the top and windows down earlier and salute to them because that should not be a thing in chicago on december 26.
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
saw someone driving a convertible with the top and windows down earlier and salute to them because that should not be a thing in chicago on december 26.
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using this recipe as the basis of today's sciencing. i have simple syrup instead of agave and i eyeballed instead of measuring, but i'm pleased with the result.
drinkswithdanica.com/cranberry-ap...
drinkswithdanica.com/cranberry-ap...
Cranberry Aperol Spritz Margarita - Holiday Recipe
Try the Cranberry Aperol Spritz Margarita for a festive drink that combines the best of two favorites for holiday cheer.
drinkswithdanica.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
using this recipe as the basis of today's sciencing. i have simple syrup instead of agave and i eyeballed instead of measuring, but i'm pleased with the result.
drinkswithdanica.com/cranberry-ap...
drinkswithdanica.com/cranberry-ap...
merry christmas, happy thursday, and/or merry malörtmas, depending on how you roll. i hope today is whatever you need it to be. love y'all. mean it. 💜
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
merry christmas, happy thursday, and/or merry malörtmas, depending on how you roll. i hope today is whatever you need it to be. love y'all. mean it. 💜
normally i'd be concerned about a friend including copies of the constitution as part of their holiday gifts, but given *gestures vaguely* how things are going? i find myself unable to be mad about it.
their gift to me also included chocolate & a wireless speaker shaped like a rubber duck 😂
their gift to me also included chocolate & a wireless speaker shaped like a rubber duck 😂
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
normally i'd be concerned about a friend including copies of the constitution as part of their holiday gifts, but given *gestures vaguely* how things are going? i find myself unable to be mad about it.
their gift to me also included chocolate & a wireless speaker shaped like a rubber duck 😂
their gift to me also included chocolate & a wireless speaker shaped like a rubber duck 😂
saw my lease renewal when it hit my inbox at 5am (shouts to the previously mentioned insomnia) and somehow managed to read and sign everything just shy of 12 hours later.
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
saw my lease renewal when it hit my inbox at 5am (shouts to the previously mentioned insomnia) and somehow managed to read and sign everything just shy of 12 hours later.
i neglected to share this the other day when i first scienced it, but adding apple cider to penelope's ready-to-drink apple cinnamon old-fashioned? 10/10 no notes. 🤌🏾🥃
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i neglected to share this the other day when i first scienced it, but adding apple cider to penelope's ready-to-drink apple cinnamon old-fashioned? 10/10 no notes. 🤌🏾🥃
please be careful out there, y'all; i've already seen the aftermath of two accidents in less than an hour.
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
please be careful out there, y'all; i've already seen the aftermath of two accidents in less than an hour.
being up at 4:30am due to insomnia and hot flashes is not how i wanted to start christmas eve, but here i am.
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
being up at 4:30am due to insomnia and hot flashes is not how i wanted to start christmas eve, but here i am.
one of my favorite things about making tacos at home is having a whole entire package of tortillas and somehow convincing myself that i can only make/eat two tacos at a time 🤦🏿♀️🌮
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
one of my favorite things about making tacos at home is having a whole entire package of tortillas and somehow convincing myself that i can only make/eat two tacos at a time 🤦🏿♀️🌮
someone: *plays "i love this bar"
me: if you really loved this bar, you wouldn't play this song
me: if you really loved this bar, you wouldn't play this song
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
someone: *plays "i love this bar"
me: if you really loved this bar, you wouldn't play this song
me: if you really loved this bar, you wouldn't play this song
subject line: it's not too late to let a restaurant handle your holiday meals!
me: *looks at calendar* you sure about that?
me: *looks at calendar* you sure about that?
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
subject line: it's not too late to let a restaurant handle your holiday meals!
me: *looks at calendar* you sure about that?
me: *looks at calendar* you sure about that?
only 118 unread emails? i'm ok with this, lol
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
only 118 unread emails? i'm ok with this, lol
going back to work after a week off. setting the line at 175 unread emails.
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
going back to work after a week off. setting the line at 175 unread emails.
@kdc.bsky.social thank you for my gift card! 💜
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@kdc.bsky.social thank you for my gift card! 💜
12:17am on 12/17. listening to durand bernarr's "mango butter" because it felt right in my spirit.💃🏾
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
12:17am on 12/17. listening to durand bernarr's "mango butter" because it felt right in my spirit.💃🏾
the tradition of sipping whiskey and listening to billy preston as the clock strikes midnight on 12/17 continues. here's to 49. 🙌🏾
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
the tradition of sipping whiskey and listening to billy preston as the clock strikes midnight on 12/17 continues. here's to 49. 🙌🏾
hugo spritz at 5:45am eastern time. god bless airport rules.
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
hugo spritz at 5:45am eastern time. god bless airport rules.
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Denzel was so charming he had audiences rooting for Whitney to cheat on her husband, a preacher! It should be illegal to be that charismatic.
Dec 13th 1996 – Reverend Henry Biggs struggles to balance his church duties and family life until an angel named Dudley arrives. Whitney Houston’s Julia finds herself charmed, sparking a holiday tale of faith, love, and miracles.
📽️📅 The Preacher’s Wife (1996)
📽️📅 The Preacher’s Wife (1996)
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Denzel was so charming he had audiences rooting for Whitney to cheat on her husband, a preacher! It should be illegal to be that charismatic.
took a tour of this exhibit earlier and then spent another hour or so walking through it again so i could take it all in. would recommend.
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
took a tour of this exhibit earlier and then spent another hour or so walking through it again so i could take it all in. would recommend.
@thedazzlingone.bsky.social i just watched the nicholas brothers stair dance clip from stormy weather for the 5011th time and thought of you.
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@thedazzlingone.bsky.social i just watched the nicholas brothers stair dance clip from stormy weather for the 5011th time and thought of you.
not you in women's business!
A woman will look directly at you… knowing she got plenty good money in her pocket
And
Still take yours
And
Still take yours
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
not you in women's business!
i feel your pain, eagles fans. 😭
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i feel your pain, eagles fans. 😭
flipping between the monsters feed for overtime monday night football and bob ross. this counts as another good thing for today and i love this for me, lol
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
flipping between the monsters feed for overtime monday night football and bob ross. this counts as another good thing for today and i love this for me, lol