An angry customer told me to stick his dick and I got back with, "I'd love to!" I was fired for violating the discrimination and harassment policy, but I think I had a moment of genius.
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
An angry customer told me to stick his dick and I got back with, "I'd love to!" I was fired for violating the discrimination and harassment policy, but I think I had a moment of genius.
Black, tight, and shiny are the three keys to my heart.
December 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Black, tight, and shiny are the three keys to my heart.
A similar rush of activity happens on Tinder when the Republican National Convention comes to town, apparently.
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A similar rush of activity happens on Tinder when the Republican National Convention comes to town, apparently.
My account was suspended on Instagram, and I don't recall posting anything explicit or saying anything remotely controversial. They keep inviting me back with emails in Arabic, I reactivate my account, post nothing, then get suspended within an hour. I think maybe you're just too cool for Twitter.
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My account was suspended on Instagram, and I don't recall posting anything explicit or saying anything remotely controversial. They keep inviting me back with emails in Arabic, I reactivate my account, post nothing, then get suspended within an hour. I think maybe you're just too cool for Twitter.
I would eat the sequins, obviously.
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I would eat the sequins, obviously.
Of course I would! ;P
December 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Of course I would! ;P
Channeling a Placebo vibe in this photo.
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Channeling a Placebo vibe in this photo.
Sequins! *Drools*
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sequins! *Drools*
This looks like a film poster for a kinky romcom.
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This looks like a film poster for a kinky romcom.
Thank you, I've been pondering this lately👍
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Thank you, I've been pondering this lately👍
*drools unashamedly*
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
*drools unashamedly*
I work at a gas station that gathers a lot of leaves...I had to sweep them up once and .. Not my kink! Your mileage may vary😊
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I work at a gas station that gathers a lot of leaves...I had to sweep them up once and .. Not my kink! Your mileage may vary😊
THIS is why I need health insurance.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
THIS is why I need health insurance.
I feel like a total pervert because of my face fetish.
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I feel like a total pervert because of my face fetish.
This image brings out my inner pervette.
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This image brings out my inner pervette.
It DOES have a flanged base, my friends tell me, is a plus and means it might just be safe. (Queen Gorna does not endorse Christmas ornaments as a means of sexual stimulation.)
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It DOES have a flanged base, my friends tell me, is a plus and means it might just be safe. (Queen Gorna does not endorse Christmas ornaments as a means of sexual stimulation.)
*unashamedly drools*
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*unashamedly drools*
That's not Grandma! :p
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That's not Grandma! :p