Being good deserves a reward. If you're bad you can try to redeem yourself by being good for them for a few months. After a few months of being tied up and cared for in their basement you might be on the good list next year.

No pilots get to be mindfucked or treated in unethical ways until I solve this conundrum.

How can I possibly get to the erotic side of it when I don't even know what mech I'd be sending out my pilot in? Is it a humanoid mech? Animal? Completely alien? Is it actually a mech or is it secretly a biological creature hollowed out and covered in armor that could serve as parallel to the pilot?

As you can see my credentials are all in order

Yes, hello. I'm with the news. Now that locktober is ending, will you be participating in next months theme?