I am a die-hard UK fan but you won’t catch me saying an unkind word about Coach Cal except for this: why didn’t he take Drake to Arkansas with him? He’s the second worst thing to come out of Canada, behind Ted Cruz and slightly ahead of Nickelback

There’s no one more sure of themselves than a mediocre white guy

I love small town police scanners. Someone at Walmart is huffing paint and yelling.

Really weird to see a guy I went to high school on TV…at least for something other than committing a crime. Enjoying seeing Steve Kazee do well, as he was a really nice guy

Pretty sure people in my state would vote for Satan if he ran as a Republican

WTAF CBS sports? I wanted to see the Seattle/Baltimore game, hence the reason I was watching it, not the New Orleans/Chicago game.

I have to take back what I said about Quest Diagnostics…the lab sent my blood to LabCorp. Simple mistake, obviously Quest and LabCorp sound alike. 🤬

I cannot believe it takes over a week for Quest Diagnostics to give me the results of a simple thyroid test. The only thing I hate about my insurance is them forcing me to deal with Quest.

Anyone turn into a zombie?

While I was waiting on labs to be drawn this morning, one of the lab techs was eating spoonfuls of olives from a jar. 🤢 I’m not usually one to food-shame but I believe olives are one of the most disgusting foods in existence.

I blame @bluorangefyre.bsky.social for getting me glued to the police scanner tonight

Local scanner: white male standing next to a black jeep downtown. Caller found that suspicious
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