Caillou is standing in solidarity with his fellow Canadian Franklin the Turtle

You can take the man out of Middletown, Ohio... but you can't take Middletown, Ohio out of the man.

It would be much more convenient to just have the Pope Hat show up in my main feed and then I could delete this alt.

I would be very grateful if you would unblock @ thisuserisdumb

And I promise to limit replies to you to a max of 1 meme per week.

Thank you,
Fella Historian

4/🧵end

Being blocked by the Pope Hat was a huge wake up call. I had no idea that I was extremely annoying. So in general, I now reply to fewer people overall. And I share my memes much less frequently.

I accept my punishment.

However, I appreciate your insight & wit. So I made an alt just to follow you❤️

AND I LEARNED 2 LESSONS FROM THE POPE HAT BLOCKING ME:

1) When someone says we should ridicule Trump, that person doesn't want me to reply to his post with my annoying, low quality memes. He wants me to reply to Trump's tweets with my annoying memes!!!

2) POPE HAT IS THE FASTEST BLOCK ON BLUESKY

You blocked me bec u said we should ridicule Trump about Kimmel, so I replied to your post with memes I'd made about Trump. Then I realized I'd probably replied too many times, so I started deleting my memes. YOU BLOCKED ME SO FAST, I couldn't finish cleaning up my mess🤣
So I made an alt to follow u

An innocent person wouldn't need to hold an emergency meeting IN THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM to try to find a way to block the release of the Epstein Files🤷‍♀️

An innocent person wouldn't need to hold an emergency meeting IN THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM with Lauren Boebert🤷‍♀️

People treat it like there’s some kind of competition for who’s been victimized the most and not a collaboration to make sure we’re all victimized as little as possible

Dear Mr Popehat, GC of Antifa,
I humbly ask you to consider unblocking my main acct @ thisuserisdumb

I sincerely miss seeing your funny posts & legal insight on my feed.

Replying to your post w/ multiple memes was annoying & I deserved to be blocked. I promise to never reply to you w/ memes again.

Today's NY Times focus group was correct about one issue.

Do You think JD Vane would be a good next leader of the party?

ONE PERSON raised a hand

When The Pope Hat blocked me, it was a wakeup call that my memes were annoying.

For penance, I watched six episodes of Little House on the Prarie.

After 6 days, I took an oath on Michael Landon's memory to stop being an annoying wanker and created an alt account to read your legal insights.