Kennedi
@queenofneets.bsky.social
She/her.
I like horror books and movies and stuff.
I like horror books and movies and stuff.
Making caramelized onions with ADHD should be an Olympic sport. I feel like I need a medal every time I sit there for the full hour and don't give up as soon as they're sautéed.
May 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Making caramelized onions with ADHD should be an Olympic sport. I feel like I need a medal every time I sit there for the full hour and don't give up as soon as they're sautéed.
I love when it starts raining in a video game <3
April 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I love when it starts raining in a video game <3
I get anxious watching people cook online because their bowls are always way, way too small for how much stuff they're trying to stir together.
April 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I get anxious watching people cook online because their bowls are always way, way too small for how much stuff they're trying to stir together.
"I think I got my makeup looking pretty smooth."
Car mirror: HA!
Car mirror: HA!
April 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"I think I got my makeup looking pretty smooth."
Car mirror: HA!
Car mirror: HA!
Thrifting is great and all, but you don't hear enough people talking about how if you live in a very poor, rural area the thrift stores fucking suck.
April 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Thrifting is great and all, but you don't hear enough people talking about how if you live in a very poor, rural area the thrift stores fucking suck.
Don't I know you from the cinematographer's party ?
April 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Don't I know you from the cinematographer's party ?
How can I be so chronically online, and yet still so unaware of what's happening online?
April 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
How can I be so chronically online, and yet still so unaware of what's happening online?
"I'll wait a few minutes to reply so it doesn't look like I have no life."
*completely forgets to reply*
*completely forgets to reply*
March 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"I'll wait a few minutes to reply so it doesn't look like I have no life."
*completely forgets to reply*
*completely forgets to reply*
I dunno you guys. Sometimes I feel like Constantinople's been a long time gone and it's nobody's business but the Turks why it's not Constantinople.
March 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I dunno you guys. Sometimes I feel like Constantinople's been a long time gone and it's nobody's business but the Turks why it's not Constantinople.
I'll take Benadryl in the morning because it's the only allergy medicine I have, and I can barely keep my eyes open all day. I take it at night when I can't sleep and for some reason it doesn't do jack shit.
March 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I'll take Benadryl in the morning because it's the only allergy medicine I have, and I can barely keep my eyes open all day. I take it at night when I can't sleep and for some reason it doesn't do jack shit.
How in the hell do people become interesting enough to post to social media every day?
March 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
How in the hell do people become interesting enough to post to social media every day?
I wish I could channel for good the rage I feel when my pocket catches onto the cabinet door and flings it open as I walk past
February 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wish I could channel for good the rage I feel when my pocket catches onto the cabinet door and flings it open as I walk past
I'm starting my Christmas present knitting for next year already because I've finally started to know myself.
February 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm starting my Christmas present knitting for next year already because I've finally started to know myself.
Accidentally took my vyvanse at night, and all anyone online can say is, "Don't worry, that just means you won't get any sleep tonight ^___^" as if that isn't the entire problem.
January 31, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Accidentally took my vyvanse at night, and all anyone online can say is, "Don't worry, that just means you won't get any sleep tonight ^___^" as if that isn't the entire problem.
The hopes and fears of all the years are here with us tonight
January 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The hopes and fears of all the years are here with us tonight
Whenever I try put perfume samples the ones I like last two hours, but the ones I don't like stay in my clothes and hair for six years
January 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Whenever I try put perfume samples the ones I like last two hours, but the ones I don't like stay in my clothes and hair for six years
I never buy jewelry despite liking it because I don't have a jewelry box, but I can never get myself to buy a jewelry box because I don't have any jewelry.
January 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I never buy jewelry despite liking it because I don't have a jewelry box, but I can never get myself to buy a jewelry box because I don't have any jewelry.
If you ever feel socially awkward about yourself and need a boost to your self esteem, I met the mayor of my town yesterday while out eating. He reached out to shake my hand, but it was covered in mustard, so at the last second I draped my wrist across his hand and apologized about the mustard.
January 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If you ever feel socially awkward about yourself and need a boost to your self esteem, I met the mayor of my town yesterday while out eating. He reached out to shake my hand, but it was covered in mustard, so at the last second I draped my wrist across his hand and apologized about the mustard.
I try not to feel hate very much, but right now I have a pretty big hate hard-on for people who stick their tongues out and cough right into the air.
December 12, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I try not to feel hate very much, but right now I have a pretty big hate hard-on for people who stick their tongues out and cough right into the air.
I grew up in a trailer, and the one thing about it I'll always miss is being able to hear the rain hitting the tin roof.
November 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I grew up in a trailer, and the one thing about it I'll always miss is being able to hear the rain hitting the tin roof.
Just got this fantastic little alpaca to sit on my desk.
November 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Just got this fantastic little alpaca to sit on my desk.
It's so unfair that in order to get fit I have to work out while unfit.
November 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
It's so unfair that in order to get fit I have to work out while unfit.
Still PSL season <3
November 11, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Still PSL season <3
This is already more relaxing than Twitter and I haven't even followed anybody yet. Though that could just be why it's so relaxing.
November 8, 2024 at 2:13 PM
This is already more relaxing than Twitter and I haven't even followed anybody yet. Though that could just be why it's so relaxing.