I'm going to put "radical left scum" on my business card

His mind is on a continuous loop. He only has a few phrases he knows how to say with any kind of confidence.

Wow! I could look at one his campaign speeches from a few years ago and it would be the same talking points. It's like when a record gets stuck on a track.

There was doubt?

Nothing is beneath him. Nothing surprises me when it comes to him.

Oh darn, I am already scheduled to watch paint dry on my walls

Will they be orange with a tiny (ahem) periscope?

I guess there was more excitement happening at my house with my manic episode where I frantically walked around my house calling myself an as*hole while cleaning, told my family I was about to make bad decisions and then ate something, thus calming myself down.

It's not about having more babies in America...it's about who's having the babies. At some point they all just need to have those masks pulled down long enough for a picture to be taken, so we can see who the monsters really are.

Speaking of...where has Kimberly Guilfoile been? I guess she outlived her usefulness to them.

Really? Because I remember I could afford groceries this time last year

That's the same look I have when catches me at 3:00 am eating Cool Whip out of the tub

My ex-husband watches Fox 24/7. He is a birthright from Cuban parents. Mango Jesus is his Lord and Savior. No one elses opinion matter, so it is very difficult to be around him.

Since we are not going to have much tourism in the future if they push the 5 years of social media thing, Canada might as well enjoy it.

Trump makes Boss Hogg, a fictional, comically dumb criminal, look like a genius. All he needs is a wooden horse to ride and some boots with spurs.

It's not so much of an aura as it is a funk