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The Feral Forklifter
@queerforklifter.bsky.social
120 followers 100 following 450 posts
Equipment instructor and safety trainer. Making sure working people are safe while shitposting politics, culture, and media.

Western "Canada". Not American

Non-binary. They/he.

Leftist and learning
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@markcarneyforpm.bsky.social resign, motherfucker
Gif of Sean Bean from "The Martian" saying "you goddamn coward"
June 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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@markcarneyforpm.bsky.social basically gave in to trump as fast as he could.

Coward.
A screen cap of an episode of American Dad. A statue depicting Canadian PM Mark Carney bending over to kiss Donald Trump's foot is in the background
June 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Screencap from The Simpsons Text reads: "THATS IT! BACK TO SUDBURY"
April 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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"What wpuld be the result if Sheev Palpatine got mpreg by the Joker?"

Is quite possibly the worst sentence I've ever come up with and now I need bleach
A picture of Stephen Harper in a Conservative ad
April 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The ultimate game

#forklift
April 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Picture of Ernest P Worrell Text reads : "Hey Vern Let's go fight some cops!"
April 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I've been doing a #Stargate rewatch for the last year or so. I'm on the second half of S2 of Universe currently and...I'm kinda miffed. It sucks that it ended on a cliffhanger just as it was getting so much better

I still hold out a bit of hope, that it'll get picked up for the remaining 3 seasons
Title card for SGU Stargate Universe
April 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Jagmeet Singh's NDP hire an OF creator to work with the campaign and then fired her when she pointed out the ongoing genocide in Palestine

Jagmeet is polling THIRD in his own riding

Choices for PM are: a landlord/sellout, neoliberal banker, or a bigoted simpsons caricature

#Canada #politics
News article screenshot. Text reads: "An OnlyFans creator who goes by Jessica Wetz, whose full name is Jessica Wetzstein, was one of the latest additions on the campaign trail for NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh — until the party said Thursday it would no longer be working with her due to comments she made about the Holocaust. Wetz made comments on her TikTok account in a post last September, comparing remarks made by an Israeli member of parliament about “Palestinian babies” to remarks made by Adolf Hitler and the Nazis about “Jewish babies.”"
April 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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When even Ubisoft is scoring off you...
Picture of Martin from the simpsons with the Assassin's Creed logo over his face. Text reads: "Is that, uh... (coughs) what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?"
March 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Car designers when they realized they could put LEDs wherever they wanted, however they wanted
Gif of Frank from Always Sunny saying "I'm gonna get real weird with it"
March 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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"The baby #forklift emerges from it's den, the long winter has passed as it seeks sustenance. Its prey of choice? Inattentive trades workers. For the baby, it still requires the adults assistance to hunt as the boom has not yet grown to the point where it can seek its most preferred prey - roofers"
Picture of a telehandler forklift emerging from a garage
March 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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#HudsonsBayCompany #HBC #Canada
Picture of a colonial fort. Sign reads "Hudsons Bay Company" Image over text reads "Every single defunct Hudson's Bay location should be rebuilt as a memorial plaza to all the First Nations peoples who were slaughtered so the company could keep the British Empire stocked with furs"
March 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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New forklift operators too
Three people in a handshake "new aerial lift operators" "rich pricks" "horny Saturdays" and then "being really Jerky" Text is over the handshake itself
March 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Its caturday!
A picture of a cat
March 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Its not longer Trudover...
Picture of Frodo from Lord of the Rings Return of the King but with Justin Trudeau's face superimposed saying "it's Trudone"
March 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Managed to catch this one on final approach. Thought Air Canada had retired the electric toothpaste livery #aviation #avgeek
Picture of an airplane flying through a cloud
March 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Deacribe your account in one simpsons image
Picture of homer simpson on a forklift
March 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Picture of a forklift in a warehouse Caption reads: "me listening to music about selling drugs and killing people while I'm loading pallets"
March 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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You know what, I'm just gonna say it
Picture of a person in front of a TV. Caption on the TV reads "summer people are an oppressive class" Photo caption text reads: "summer people are an oppressive class"
February 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Hmmm 🤔 🤔 🤔

#StarTrek
Picture of a holodeck from Star Trek Text reads: "Would a holodeck be considered VI (AI) generated content?"
February 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I'm a little concerned about how much use im going to get out of this...
Picture with a character speaking. The character has a high visibility vest and a hat that says safety on it. Top text: "as an OSHA officer, I strongly condemn the misuse of equipment outside of its intended scope. Bottom text: "but as a person, I think that shit is rad as fuck"
February 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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😱😱😱😱
Screenshot of a tweet. User optimusprime "if they abolish OSHA I will use the forklift for evil" User More Perfect Union "BREAKING: Republican congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads 'the Occupational Safety and Health ace of 1970 is repealed. The Occu...'" Text is cut off
February 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Its cold out so time to break out the covvies.

(I also got told I look like commercial vehicle safety inspections)
Picture of workplace coveralls on a chair
February 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Current mood
A picture of an old forklift. It has no forks.
February 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A looooooot of people who were on the fence about Nickelback, but couldn't quite explain why
2 pictures of a bird. Top picture feathers are down. Lower picture features are up and text reads: "I fucking knew it"
February 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM