Turning down hook ups and sitting alone in the dark… yep, things are great 🤪
a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table with a cup of coffee .
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June 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Turning down hook ups and sitting alone in the dark… yep, things are great 🤪
This would legit fix me 🥴
May 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This would legit fix me 🥴
I requested the small bottles of poppers, but the clerk grabbed the larger sizes and I found myself unable to correct them 😳😝
May 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I requested the small bottles of poppers, but the clerk grabbed the larger sizes and I found myself unable to correct them 😳😝
The night is dark and full of terrors
March 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The night is dark and full of terrors
Cherish the love you have. Nothing lasts forever.
February 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Cherish the love you have. Nothing lasts forever.
🌈 Gay sex is joy 🏳️🌈
February 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
🌈 Gay sex is joy 🏳️🌈
All you had to do was assssssk 😉
January 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
All you had to do was assssssk 😉
Well, I do like taking orders 🥴
January 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Well, I do like taking orders 🥴
My stocking ain’t getting stuffed, so spare a thot for those of us not giving or receiving this holiday season
squidward from spongebob squarepants is sitting in a cardboard box holding a mug
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December 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
My stocking ain’t getting stuffed, so spare a thot for those of us not giving or receiving this holiday season
Apparently I am the type of messy that will just message old hometown flames visiting for the holidays even when I’m sober… what the hell am I doing? lol 😝
December 24, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Apparently I am the type of messy that will just message old hometown flames visiting for the holidays even when I’m sober… what the hell am I doing? lol 😝
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The way I go feral for mustachioed zaddies 🥴
If you’re sleepy like me, come lay your head on my fluffy chest. 🐻
December 17, 2024 at 9:19 AM
The way I go feral for mustachioed zaddies 🥴
Once more porn shows up here, my migration will be complete
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December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Once more porn shows up here, my migration will be complete
Instead of beer or wine flights, for XXXmas I want a flight of poppers 🐽
December 11, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Instead of beer or wine flights, for XXXmas I want a flight of poppers 🐽
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him: omg where did you learn how to do that?!!
me:
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December 9, 2024 at 4:54 PM
him: omg where did you learn how to do that?!!
me:
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He could fix me 🥵
November 27, 2024 at 8:54 AM
He could fix me 🥵
Heard it’s national 🎂 day
November 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Heard it’s national 🎂 day