Anyways, update: I wrapped up my research this morning and now there’s a very chic-looking post it note near my skincare products with my 4 night rotation plan to address all my skincare goals.

Aw shit. I really hope they gave you a soft landing.

(He does need to exfoliate. His skin is dull.)

As someone who secured my first initial-lastname email 20 years ago and now gets all the retail emails for every person with my first initial and last name in the country, a lot of those people are lying to get out of saying no

First result where I thought something was wrong with either me or the test. Nope, I just don’t have much of a preference either way 🤷🏿‍♀️

I think…I kinda don’t feel strongly in any direction for myself or my imaginary partner. This is really me