OhNoIveBeenRobbed
@quickchangestorm.bsky.social
Reformed Yapper, Reader, Writer of mediocre jokes. Mother, oversharer, healing ex-wife, Awesome Flawsome but also, just a girl.
This whole year has been spooky. I don’t care not one bit for Halloween this year.
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This whole year has been spooky. I don’t care not one bit for Halloween this year.
I be so for real and see the love of my life in every one of them mfs. You did good today baby. Sparkle baby sparkle. 🥰 (this isn’t about people)
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I be so for real and see the love of my life in every one of them mfs. You did good today baby. Sparkle baby sparkle. 🥰 (this isn’t about people)
Like a bad football game I tell you. Don’t even have words to describe it for real. I mean great game but, huh?
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Like a bad football game I tell you. Don’t even have words to describe it for real. I mean great game but, huh?
That’s it! I’m done. Today was my last straw (she says quietly to herself knowing she’s going to wake up tomorrow and do it all again). 🙄 I’m finally over this (I think)
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
That’s it! I’m done. Today was my last straw (she says quietly to herself knowing she’s going to wake up tomorrow and do it all again). 🙄 I’m finally over this (I think)
My brain to me: Dude, you got to do better. Go read some scripture. Take a walk.
Me to my brain: But I read some last week!
My brain to me: look I’m gonna be real with you,you need to go ground or something. Pick anything. I don’t even care at this point. And take your dang meds. 😒
Me to my brain: But I read some last week!
My brain to me: look I’m gonna be real with you,you need to go ground or something. Pick anything. I don’t even care at this point. And take your dang meds. 😒
September 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My brain to me: Dude, you got to do better. Go read some scripture. Take a walk.
Me to my brain: But I read some last week!
My brain to me: look I’m gonna be real with you,you need to go ground or something. Pick anything. I don’t even care at this point. And take your dang meds. 😒
Me to my brain: But I read some last week!
My brain to me: look I’m gonna be real with you,you need to go ground or something. Pick anything. I don’t even care at this point. And take your dang meds. 😒
Summer isn’t over but at least it’s starting to feel like…
two women are sitting next to each other on a couch with the words sweata weatha written on the screen .
ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a couch with the words sweata weatha written on the screen .
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September 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Summer isn’t over but at least it’s starting to feel like…
If I see one more person with a bruise on her body I can clearly see she didn’t make herself! I’m so 🤮 I wanna scream! But also follow your HoH. Had I followed mine, we’d be in a difference place today. All that fighting though? Better be some make up gifts afterwards. Not to mention 😏
August 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If I see one more person with a bruise on her body I can clearly see she didn’t make herself! I’m so 🤮 I wanna scream! But also follow your HoH. Had I followed mine, we’d be in a difference place today. All that fighting though? Better be some make up gifts afterwards. Not to mention 😏
“Don’t worry Skipper. They’re just hurting themselves.”
July 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Don’t worry Skipper. They’re just hurting themselves.”
Who needs rollercoasters after you’ve decided to procreate on Earth? Much less, America. The ups and downs are endless and half the time you’re about to upchuck your nutrition-less, overpriced fast food ‘cause “we have food at home” never works. Results may vary based on support systems.
June 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Who needs rollercoasters after you’ve decided to procreate on Earth? Much less, America. The ups and downs are endless and half the time you’re about to upchuck your nutrition-less, overpriced fast food ‘cause “we have food at home” never works. Results may vary based on support systems.
VitD:On the head of pins and needles of life we walk about. For we talk and we balk and we hold love abound instead of walking out. Silence feels awful, the worst has been mended but what else is there to do? We hold tight to hope and step by step, a better ending, refreshed like honeydew. #solstice
June 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
VitD:On the head of pins and needles of life we walk about. For we talk and we balk and we hold love abound instead of walking out. Silence feels awful, the worst has been mended but what else is there to do? We hold tight to hope and step by step, a better ending, refreshed like honeydew. #solstice
NGL I look cute today & people won’t believe me when I say I get most of my clothes vintage or thrift or gift. Fun fact: there’s an island of garbage in the ocean and a mountain of old clothes on the coasts of South America and Africa. But tell me how that $100 T-shirt makes you feel worthy
March 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
NGL I look cute today & people won’t believe me when I say I get most of my clothes vintage or thrift or gift. Fun fact: there’s an island of garbage in the ocean and a mountain of old clothes on the coasts of South America and Africa. But tell me how that $100 T-shirt makes you feel worthy
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Some Purim wisdom:
Joy is an act of defiance.
Hiding can sometimes lead to revelation.
You are here “for such a time as this.”
Redemption begins with small, courageous acts.
Joy is an act of defiance.
Hiding can sometimes lead to revelation.
You are here “for such a time as this.”
Redemption begins with small, courageous acts.
March 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Some Purim wisdom:
Joy is an act of defiance.
Hiding can sometimes lead to revelation.
You are here “for such a time as this.”
Redemption begins with small, courageous acts.
Joy is an act of defiance.
Hiding can sometimes lead to revelation.
You are here “for such a time as this.”
Redemption begins with small, courageous acts.
Why is everyone so depressed? my mental break on the first week of this 💩 show had me bawling for weeks over dead babies and lost opportunities. My situation no better than some. But there’s hope.We can’t let this regime press on. Stand in your truth America.You contain multitudes. Let’s sing…
March 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Why is everyone so depressed? my mental break on the first week of this 💩 show had me bawling for weeks over dead babies and lost opportunities. My situation no better than some. But there’s hope.We can’t let this regime press on. Stand in your truth America.You contain multitudes. Let’s sing…
Never been so glad my kid goes to a school behind brick walls and gates because ain’t no way this Administration cares about school shootings. The militia *cough* I mean Police are being used to guard his favorite donor’s company instead of precious viable human capital. What in the actual fuckery?
March 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Never been so glad my kid goes to a school behind brick walls and gates because ain’t no way this Administration cares about school shootings. The militia *cough* I mean Police are being used to guard his favorite donor’s company instead of precious viable human capital. What in the actual fuckery?
It’s almost as if food and sunshine solve 2/4 of my attitude issues. 😏
March 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It’s almost as if food and sunshine solve 2/4 of my attitude issues. 😏
I can safely say none of our individual shame is as bad as the collective shame that is this country right now. And all we had to do was vote for a brown woman and her quirky old man counterpart. 🤦🏾♀️ I bet at least they’re getting fucked, the good way. Oh look I found the joke.
March 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I can safely say none of our individual shame is as bad as the collective shame that is this country right now. And all we had to do was vote for a brown woman and her quirky old man counterpart. 🤦🏾♀️ I bet at least they’re getting fucked, the good way. Oh look I found the joke.
Myself included, a lot of DC folks are living paycheck to paycheck but doing good work & making a life. Many are losing their apts and landlords are hankering down like it’s 2021. This doesn’t bode well for already overloaded & underfunded social works infrastructure. Hold on I have a joke here…
March 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Myself included, a lot of DC folks are living paycheck to paycheck but doing good work & making a life. Many are losing their apts and landlords are hankering down like it’s 2021. This doesn’t bode well for already overloaded & underfunded social works infrastructure. Hold on I have a joke here…
I’ve been busy working/saving/packing for a move and therapy and Momming and and and…Apologies I fell off on posting but as the month of March goes on, I intend to get back on. Not that anyone cares, just for posterity and explaining the drop off. My books are in a box and I’m listening to vinyls.
March 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’ve been busy working/saving/packing for a move and therapy and Momming and and and…Apologies I fell off on posting but as the month of March goes on, I intend to get back on. Not that anyone cares, just for posterity and explaining the drop off. My books are in a box and I’m listening to vinyls.
It’s my Mum’s 66! Went into the camera roll to find a photo of my Pisces Queen only to discover old screenshots from 2018. Not even gonna bother with that rabbit hole. Got more than enough annoyance today because I almost fell for that #Moonpreneur scam. Baby G enjoyed Roboticcs though so now that
February 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s my Mum’s 66! Went into the camera roll to find a photo of my Pisces Queen only to discover old screenshots from 2018. Not even gonna bother with that rabbit hole. Got more than enough annoyance today because I almost fell for that #Moonpreneur scam. Baby G enjoyed Roboticcs though so now that
*Doubling up cause of the skip* *I missed yesterday* Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
13/20
#BookSky
#bookchallenge
13/20
#BookSky
#bookchallenge
February 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
*Doubling up cause of the skip* *I missed yesterday* Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
13/20
#BookSky
#bookchallenge
13/20
#BookSky
#bookchallenge
maybe I am a little numb now. For with the crying, screaming, throwing up over the state of the world I almost lost my heart, my mind, my soul. Then what good would I be to anyone, especially my own loved ones and community. Prayers up 🪬 #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/1Jk7vP...
Message In a Bottle
Matisyahu · Selections from No Place To Be · Song · 2006
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February 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
maybe I am a little numb now. For with the crying, screaming, throwing up over the state of the world I almost lost my heart, my mind, my soul. Then what good would I be to anyone, especially my own loved ones and community. Prayers up 🪬 #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/1Jk7vP...
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Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
Kitchen has Food.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
Kitchen has Food.
February 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
Kitchen has Food.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
Kitchen has Food.
The trouble is, Skrymp’s talking to my guy (US Gov’t) all wrong. Dismantling the whole shebang over a few fixes is madness. It’s comme ci comme ça for me buddy
February 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The trouble is, Skrymp’s talking to my guy (US Gov’t) all wrong. Dismantling the whole shebang over a few fixes is madness. It’s comme ci comme ça for me buddy
*I missed yesterday* Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
13/20
#BookSky
#bookchallenge
13/20
#BookSky
#bookchallenge
February 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
*I missed yesterday* Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
13/20
#BookSky
#bookchallenge
13/20
#BookSky
#bookchallenge
My flabbers are often gasted, but lately they’ve been an on the cool thanks to anxiety meds. Gotta cool them thrusters lest I overheat again. And this is why I will always love science. *descends from soap box*
February 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My flabbers are often gasted, but lately they’ve been an on the cool thanks to anxiety meds. Gotta cool them thrusters lest I overheat again. And this is why I will always love science. *descends from soap box*