Maternal grandfather would boast that he knew how to make fried rice anywhere, under any condition because that was what was expected of him in the PLA. He carried a collapsible wok paddle everywhere because he “never knew when he’d have to fry rice”

We did joke all the time that they should just set up a shared inbox since everyone kept crossing emails all the time

Previously had two south Indian coworkers one named William George and the other George William. People were consistently, openly confused that they weren’t white and weren’t each other.

Inshallah he is successful 🙏

Rereading animporhs as an adult is such a trip. The trippy covers barely scratch the surface on sheer amount of body horror in those books

Hey, he bagged Jodie Comer. That’s more of an accomplishment than most in the galaxy can say

Was taught in the UAE that it was the most polite way for Muslim men to greet women without shaking their hands. But it caught on with all the guys at uni regardless of religion quite literally because girls found it crazy charming

Debunking basic facts is exhausting even if you know the person and the topic extremely well because there simply aren’t objective Chinese language equivalents readily accessible.

If you swing the prices, Georgetown Optician sells some Theo Eyewear brand glasses that I think are extremely bold and gorgeous. Not everyone’s taste though

Maybe I’m just too polarized to understand their audience, but do they not know how to edit a video to make them look more heroic and less creepy?

It's the prioritization of the screen over all other material things around him. He could literally be shot at in the crowd, but the views are still his number one priority truly grim

The little four legged crab walk it does up to Zeruel before chowing down on its neck is the first thing I think of whenever I read the word “bestial”

The devil was personally involved with the design of these jars. I once ripped off a good inch of skin on my hand trying to open one of these

Journos need to figure out how to work through their own issues about masculinity outside of a byline