it's funny to think the simpsons nearly killed off homer, mr burns and santa's little helper all before season 4
July 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
it's funny to think the simpsons nearly killed off homer, mr burns and santa's little helper all before season 4
love when random people drive by and wave at me. like who the fuck are you you kind motherfucker. unless I do know you and just forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
love when random people drive by and wave at me. like who the fuck are you you kind motherfucker. unless I do know you and just forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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if the average american has 3 friends I'm looking for a 3rd to add to coffee and stimulants hmu
May 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
if the average american has 3 friends I'm looking for a 3rd to add to coffee and stimulants hmu
tracking the theory that the only dogs my dog doesn't bark at are ones that look like him
April 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
tracking the theory that the only dogs my dog doesn't bark at are ones that look like him
I made more gravy tonight and it was too thick. this saga continues
update
my gravy didn't thicken properly and my stuffing was too herby. 6/10
my gravy didn't thicken properly and my stuffing was too herby. 6/10
fuck it
randomly making some stuffing and gravy
randomly making some stuffing and gravy
April 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I made more gravy tonight and it was too thick. this saga continues
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lousy post-smarch weather
April 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
lousy post-smarch weather
feeling warm imagining the sun finally exploding
April 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
feeling warm imagining the sun finally exploding
my dream hang is val kilmer (rip) and fiona apple and me sitting on the floor making collages and other salacious activities. now I am free
April 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my dream hang is val kilmer (rip) and fiona apple and me sitting on the floor making collages and other salacious activities. now I am free
I caught you a delicious bass
April 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I caught you a delicious bass
update
my gravy didn't thicken properly and my stuffing was too herby. 6/10
my gravy didn't thicken properly and my stuffing was too herby. 6/10
fuck it
randomly making some stuffing and gravy
randomly making some stuffing and gravy
April 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
update
my gravy didn't thicken properly and my stuffing was too herby. 6/10
my gravy didn't thicken properly and my stuffing was too herby. 6/10
fuck it
randomly making some stuffing and gravy
randomly making some stuffing and gravy
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
fuck it
randomly making some stuffing and gravy
randomly making some stuffing and gravy
"thank god his pants stayed on" has the same energy as "either that or dad's really let himself go"
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"thank god his pants stayed on" has the same energy as "either that or dad's really let himself go"
the trick to getting your dog to eat by placing their food next to yours and eating together works. just don't forget whose bowl is whose
April 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the trick to getting your dog to eat by placing their food next to yours and eating together works. just don't forget whose bowl is whose
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googling pictures of an ant's face close up and screaming because I'm a fucking idiot
April 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
googling pictures of an ant's face close up and screaming because I'm a fucking idiot
I see these dogs playing piano and such and wish mine was musical. he's a jock, he just wants to play ball
March 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I see these dogs playing piano and such and wish mine was musical. he's a jock, he just wants to play ball
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I heard freeze frame by the j geils band several different times this week. if that's not a sign of things* to come I don't know what is.
*don't know or care what kind of things
*don't know or care what kind of things
March 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I heard freeze frame by the j geils band several different times this week. if that's not a sign of things* to come I don't know what is.
*don't know or care what kind of things
*don't know or care what kind of things
we as a society simply don't discuss enough how traitorous maggie simpson was in the simpsons episode Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
March 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
we as a society simply don't discuss enough how traitorous maggie simpson was in the simpsons episode Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
the trash in my car: alcohol pads and cough drops wrappers
the trash in your car: ???
the trash in your car: ???
March 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the trash in my car: alcohol pads and cough drops wrappers
the trash in your car: ???
the trash in your car: ???
your ass is dust and I am the broom
March 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
your ass is dust and I am the broom