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Denise
@quillons.bsky.social
Raised in a strawberry patch

Jedi Knight
Shakespeare actor & friendly neighborhood athletic trainer (I evaluate & fix your injures)
It is 720pm. I need to get to least get to 9 PM in order to head to bed. I am failing.
a cartoon character from the movie monsters inc is looking at the camera and saying `` me right now '' .
ALT: a cartoon character from the movie monsters inc is looking at the camera and saying `` me right now '' .
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October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Football preseason is done. A bit rough w the weather and the weird ass injuries. Onto the season and classes beginning. #footballAT
a fluffy kitten sitting next to a cup of coffee on a table
ALT: a fluffy kitten sitting next to a cup of coffee on a table
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August 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I am telling you it is gonna be this before we get out of this administration. #moonoverparador
August 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The old adage rings so true …I should have brought a book. #FNL #lightningdelay
a lightning bolt strikes the ground in the night sky
ALT: a lightning bolt strikes the ground in the night sky
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August 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
26% chance of passing Tstorms…yeah right. #FridayNightLights #lightningdelay #athletictraining #prn
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The rain today was a lie.
July 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Today’s fun:
Lunch (farro & veg)
and first harvest: shishito and jalapeño #damnthebunny
July 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“…forget about intelligence.”

Clearly.
June 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Because things are shitty today:
: it is hot and humid AF
: people in charge blow dogs

So to solve these things:
: Aperol spritz w vihno verde
: Firefly/Serenity viewing for the rest of the day
June 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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And here I stand both to impeach and purge
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
To all film & series #reviewers… STOP TELLING ME THERE IS A TWIST in something. Bury it deep in your review so it isn’t part of your skeet. Ugh.
June 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today’s fabulous adventures with my besties…
Rhubarb Fest! I bought a rhubarb custard pie from the Amish
Butterfly pork chop sandwich. When in IL do it. So good.
Pride Fest along the Mississippi River this evening
#rhubarb #porkchop #HappyPride🏳️‍🌈
June 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Certain people who can’t follow simple directions and get their mandatory CPR skills checked off when I had 4 separate times scheduled.
#pissed I now have to schedule another time. Penalties will ensue. 👿
May 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Smoked chicken (mulberry & hickory wood) seasoning; evoo, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder.
Happy place. #foodprep
May 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
All my sports are done save spring FB. As an #athletictrainer FB in the spring is just wrong. #notaspringsport #decreaseinjuryrates
May 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If gas is so cheap why did I pay 3.49/gal yesterday?

#liarliar
May 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear #Target,
Get out of your own fucking way.
#DEI
I miss you. Won’t visit till you get your shit together.
No love,
Your friendly neighborhood,
me
April 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I get go to bed at 6:16pm….right?
April 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Two days left of the work weekend.
April 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I would like a lovely thunderstorm, please and thank you.
April 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hilarity that is a weight loss drug is advertised on TV followed by DQ then Kinder Chocolate then Denny’s cracks my shit up.
a little girl is sitting on a couch and holding a piece of paper that says whatever .
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April 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Welcome destruction, blood, and massacre!
April 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
April 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM