Like I almost audibly gasped and in that moment I understood Eddie on a spiritual level

Oh it was wonderful! I can't stop thinking about it, 1000/10 highly recommend

She was so excited when she heard I was a 'he' and asked if she could touch, I said yes, she asked if she could go under my top so I lifted my binder

Bummed I forgot to put on my nipple rings and I was too drunk to actually feel her playing with me but overall had a good time being a bit of a slut

This hurts, I love it.

Honestly perfect. I'm on chapter 14 rn and not only is it the perfect amount of boy gross, the dumb boy yearning is excellent. These idiots need to learn how to ask for what they want and Steve is getting there and taking Eddie kicking and screaming with him 💖💖💖

Bless! Thank you!

A focus on sweat and body hair and b.o. like fics that really focus on how these boys don't have proper hygiene and are getting really into each other's crevices, unwanted asses and all. Like you read it and you feel like a horny gross boy.

Does this make sense?

(Totally not based on current circumstances (the being covered in glitter, not the being flirted with sadly))

(Eddie goes there all the time he knew where they were, he just wanted an excuse to talk to him)

E: eats it
S: no
E: EAT IT!
S: No! It has mold growing on it!
E: Cheese is already mold!
S: I'm not eating it!
E: feed it to me then at least
S: no
E: feed me Stevie~
S: I'm not feeding you moldy cheese!
E: *bites Steve's ear*

Oh I almost forgot the (un)holy trinity

Our Flag Means Death (gay pirates)
Good Omens (Gay Angels)
And What We Do in the Shadows (Gay Vampires)