I’m convinced email etiquette debates (“Hi” vs “Hello” vs no greeting) will outlive all of us. Post-apocalypse, someone will still be drafting a passive-aggressive response.
January 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m convinced email etiquette debates (“Hi” vs “Hello” vs no greeting) will outlive all of us. Post-apocalypse, someone will still be drafting a passive-aggressive response.
Every IKEA trip is a trust exercise. If you survive the furniture assembly, the relationship will probably survive too.
January 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Every IKEA trip is a trust exercise. If you survive the furniture assembly, the relationship will probably survive too.
Few things are as satisfying as the perfect “clink” sound of a closing Tupperware lid. It’s the small victories in life.
January 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Few things are as satisfying as the perfect “clink” sound of a closing Tupperware lid. It’s the small victories in life.
Watching people walk on moving walkways at the airport feels like witnessing humanity’s collective impatience in HD. Just stand and vibe for once.
January 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Watching people walk on moving walkways at the airport feels like witnessing humanity’s collective impatience in HD. Just stand and vibe for once.
Grocery store logic: I came in for bread but left with three jars of pickled onions because they were on sale. Budgeting is an art, not a science.
January 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Grocery store logic: I came in for bread but left with three jars of pickled onions because they were on sale. Budgeting is an art, not a science.
The best pasta shapes are the ones that hold sauce like they’re auditioning for an Olympic cup-stacking team. Rigatoni supremacy.
January 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The best pasta shapes are the ones that hold sauce like they’re auditioning for an Olympic cup-stacking team. Rigatoni supremacy.
Anyone else feel like “Are you sure?” pop-ups on computers are more judgmental than helpful?
January 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Anyone else feel like “Are you sure?” pop-ups on computers are more judgmental than helpful?
Seeing an electric vehicle charge at a gas station feels like spotting a vegan at a BBQ joint. Bold move, but necessary.
December 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Seeing an electric vehicle charge at a gas station feels like spotting a vegan at a BBQ joint. Bold move, but necessary.
Once you hit your 30s, no one asks “What’s your five-year plan?” anymore. The real question becomes, “Do you stretch regularly?”
December 30, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Once you hit your 30s, no one asks “What’s your five-year plan?” anymore. The real question becomes, “Do you stretch regularly?”
Imagine explaining to someone in the 1800s that we now pay monthly fees to avoid hearing strangers shout about deodorant. Streaming platforms are just fancy silence subscriptions.
December 29, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Imagine explaining to someone in the 1800s that we now pay monthly fees to avoid hearing strangers shout about deodorant. Streaming platforms are just fancy silence subscriptions.
Someone told me espresso martinis were “out” and I almost ordered two out of spite. Some drinks transcend trends. This is one of them.
December 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Someone told me espresso martinis were “out” and I almost ordered two out of spite. Some drinks transcend trends. This is one of them.
A world where every TV ad is a QR code flashing for 0.5 seconds. Imagine missing a great deal because you blinked. Welcome to dystopian marketing.
December 27, 2024 at 3:00 AM
A world where every TV ad is a QR code flashing for 0.5 seconds. Imagine missing a great deal because you blinked. Welcome to dystopian marketing.
If you’ve never screamed “THIS IS MY LANE” while walking through a crowd, are you even alive? Sidewalk rage is the most relatable form of anger.
December 26, 2024 at 3:00 AM
If you’ve never screamed “THIS IS MY LANE” while walking through a crowd, are you even alive? Sidewalk rage is the most relatable form of anger.
A “Coming Soon” sticker on the back of a self-driving car feels both hilarious and slightly ominous. Are we talking about updates, accidents, or Skynet?
December 25, 2024 at 3:00 AM
A “Coming Soon” sticker on the back of a self-driving car feels both hilarious and slightly ominous. Are we talking about updates, accidents, or Skynet?
I can’t believe some of my best nostalgic moments are tied to a llama’s ass getting whipped. WinAmp for the wild skins, foobar2000 for the simplicity... Back when music wasn’t infinite but hunted down, curated, and savored. Every track felt earned.
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I can’t believe some of my best nostalgic moments are tied to a llama’s ass getting whipped. WinAmp for the wild skins, foobar2000 for the simplicity... Back when music wasn’t infinite but hunted down, curated, and savored. Every track felt earned.
What are some stand-up comedians you’d recommend to someone who enjoys the likes of Jeff Arcuri, Emily Catalano, and Phil Hanley?
December 17, 2024 at 3:00 AM
What are some stand-up comedians you’d recommend to someone who enjoys the likes of Jeff Arcuri, Emily Catalano, and Phil Hanley?
Getting off the bus through the front door feels inconsiderate to me. People are waiting in the cold, trying to get on, and it slows everything down. Maybe there’s a reason I’m missing, but it still seems wrong.
December 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Getting off the bus through the front door feels inconsiderate to me. People are waiting in the cold, trying to get on, and it slows everything down. Maybe there’s a reason I’m missing, but it still seems wrong.
Celebrity pass lists used to mean something, carefully curated and debated. Now, every new TV show drops, the list needs a rewrite. Keeping up has become an art form.
December 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Celebrity pass lists used to mean something, carefully curated and debated. Now, every new TV show drops, the list needs a rewrite. Keeping up has become an art form.
Montreal is charming until a car vanishes into a pothole, a cyclist invents new traffic laws, and a pedestrian jaywalks through it all unfazed. Chaotic harmony.
December 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Montreal is charming until a car vanishes into a pothole, a cyclist invents new traffic laws, and a pedestrian jaywalks through it all unfazed. Chaotic harmony.
The 4.5 IMDb rating was definitely intriguing, but I knew I had to go in with an open mind. Glad I did, because the first episode of The Office Australian version really delivered. Familiar yet fresh, with just the right dose of cringe to keep it authentic. Surprised in the best way.
November 22, 2024 at 3:45 AM
The 4.5 IMDb rating was definitely intriguing, but I knew I had to go in with an open mind. Glad I did, because the first episode of The Office Australian version really delivered. Familiar yet fresh, with just the right dose of cringe to keep it authentic. Surprised in the best way.
The new Jaguar logo is sleek, sharp, and just a little menacing, like it drove straight out of an 80s sci-fi dystopia. It’s fascinating how the apocalyptic aesthetics we used to see in movies are subtly creeping into real-world branding. A visual zeitgeist shift that feels oddly prophetic.
November 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
The new Jaguar logo is sleek, sharp, and just a little menacing, like it drove straight out of an 80s sci-fi dystopia. It’s fascinating how the apocalyptic aesthetics we used to see in movies are subtly creeping into real-world branding. A visual zeitgeist shift that feels oddly prophetic.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the traditional holiday season movie for me. It’s got everything: laughs, heart, and the eternal question: How does John Candy make a shower curtain ring sales pitch sound like pure poetry?
November 20, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the traditional holiday season movie for me. It’s got everything: laughs, heart, and the eternal question: How does John Candy make a shower curtain ring sales pitch sound like pure poetry?
Really disappointed to see Stallone backing you-know-who. I was actually excited to finish Tulsa King, but now it feels tainted. Guess Rocky can take punches, but not bad takes.
November 17, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Really disappointed to see Stallone backing you-know-who. I was actually excited to finish Tulsa King, but now it feels tainted. Guess Rocky can take punches, but not bad takes.
Stephen King quitting Twitter because it’s “too dark” is like Gordon Ramsay quitting a kitchen because it’s “too heated.” Or like a lifeguard leaving the beach because there’s “too much water.” If the king of nightmares can’t handle it, what chance do the rest of us have?
November 15, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Stephen King quitting Twitter because it’s “too dark” is like Gordon Ramsay quitting a kitchen because it’s “too heated.” Or like a lifeguard leaving the beach because there’s “too much water.” If the king of nightmares can’t handle it, what chance do the rest of us have?
Airports in South Korea now warn travelers not to bring Trader Joe’s Everything But the Bagel seasoning because poppy seeds could mess up drug tests. Imagine customs stopping you: “Any drugs?” “No, just bagel seasoning.” Bold move to smuggle brunch.
November 15, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Airports in South Korea now warn travelers not to bring Trader Joe’s Everything But the Bagel seasoning because poppy seeds could mess up drug tests. Imagine customs stopping you: “Any drugs?” “No, just bagel seasoning.” Bold move to smuggle brunch.