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January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
INT: PUB, evening, 5th January.
Precentor: "I can't believe I forgot I need three people to bring in the gold, frankincense, and myrrh for the Epiphany service."
Lay Clerk 1: "Sounds like a you problem."
Lay Clerk 2: "Yup."
Lay Clerk 3: *nods*
Precentor:
Precentor: "I can't believe I forgot I need three people to bring in the gold, frankincense, and myrrh for the Epiphany service."
Lay Clerk 1: "Sounds like a you problem."
Lay Clerk 2: "Yup."
Lay Clerk 3: *nods*
Precentor:
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
INT: PUB, evening, 5th January.
Precentor: "I can't believe I forgot I need three people to bring in the gold, frankincense, and myrrh for the Epiphany service."
Lay Clerk 1: "Sounds like a you problem."
Lay Clerk 2: "Yup."
Lay Clerk 3: *nods*
Precentor:
Precentor: "I can't believe I forgot I need three people to bring in the gold, frankincense, and myrrh for the Epiphany service."
Lay Clerk 1: "Sounds like a you problem."
Lay Clerk 2: "Yup."
Lay Clerk 3: *nods*
Precentor:
send help
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
send help
This isn't a challenge, precentors.
December 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This isn't a challenge, precentors.
There is a certain inevitability to the 2026 edition of the Amended Oxford Book of the Year collection...
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
There is a certain inevitability to the 2026 edition of the Amended Oxford Book of the Year collection...
Aaaaand relax.
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Aaaaand relax.
Godspeed.
*hic*
*hic*
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Godspeed.
*hic*
*hic*
Nearly there, folks. Nearly there.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Nearly there, folks. Nearly there.
kudos to all those who got up and sang a solo this afternoon
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
kudos to all those who got up and sang a solo this afternoon
But, of all the many words I've written in the book, or here on this page, we all know there is only one Word which truly matters.
Happy Christmas.
~Tim
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Happy Christmas.
~Tim
5/5
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
But, of all the many words I've written in the book, or here on this page, we all know there is only one Word which truly matters.
Happy Christmas.
~Tim
5/5
Happy Christmas.
~Tim
5/5
Somehow I've been sharing #CursedCarols for five year, since I shoved Hark! the Herald into Aberystwyth in 2021.
1/5
1/5
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Somehow I've been sharing #CursedCarols for five year, since I shoved Hark! the Herald into Aberystwyth in 2021.
1/5
1/5
December 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Figure we take out the high notes, lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the basses, tops."
"I can live with that."
"I can live with that."
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"Figure we take out the high notes, lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the basses, tops."
"I can live with that."
"I can live with that."
Look, if you run with torches, chances are you're going to end up in Casualty.
This is another one of those brain-melty ones. With apologies to non-UK folk who will end up scratching their heads. (The clue is capitalised above.)
#CursedCarols
This is another one of those brain-melty ones. With apologies to non-UK folk who will end up scratching their heads. (The clue is capitalised above.)
#CursedCarols
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Look, if you run with torches, chances are you're going to end up in Casualty.
This is another one of those brain-melty ones. With apologies to non-UK folk who will end up scratching their heads. (The clue is capitalised above.)
#CursedCarols
This is another one of those brain-melty ones. With apologies to non-UK folk who will end up scratching their heads. (The clue is capitalised above.)
#CursedCarols
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
These [REDACTED] files are getting [REDACTED]
December 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
These [REDACTED] files are getting [REDACTED]
No Christmas dinner should be without it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
No Christmas dinner should be without it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
follow for more tips
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
follow for more tips
Don't sing it Upside Down.
#CursedCarols
(What, you thought we'd let the cultural phenomenon go uncommented-upon?)
#CursedCarols
(What, you thought we'd let the cultural phenomenon go uncommented-upon?)
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Don't sing it Upside Down.
#CursedCarols
(What, you thought we'd let the cultural phenomenon go uncommented-upon?)
#CursedCarols
(What, you thought we'd let the cultural phenomenon go uncommented-upon?)
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We're one week out and we're delighted to share this newly-discovered O Antiphon, specially for Christmas Day itself!
#CursedCarol
#CursedCarol
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We're one week out and we're delighted to share this newly-discovered O Antiphon, specially for Christmas Day itself!
#CursedCarol
#CursedCarol
OK, let's bring it back to something a bit calmer, a bit more sensible. Something nice. And yes, not technically a carol, but it feels festive-y and I make the rules, so...
(Also, it will hurt your head a bit.)
#CursedCarols
(Also, it will hurt your head a bit.)
#CursedCarols
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
OK, let's bring it back to something a bit calmer, a bit more sensible. Something nice. And yes, not technically a carol, but it feels festive-y and I make the rules, so...
(Also, it will hurt your head a bit.)
#CursedCarols
(Also, it will hurt your head a bit.)
#CursedCarols