Maybe they were standing in the office doorway? 😆

Course and college policy for fabricating sources/citations is a 0 on the assignment

Yes to more parsnips! Also, though, let’s stop pretending turnips are edible.

It sure seems that way

Maybe instead of pouring billions of dollars into their plagiarism machine, they should give that money to the many, many brilliant scholars and creatives who have a surplus of ideas but lack the time and resources to execute them.

Admittedly the cover photo wrongly celebrates them as worker heroes, but I’m saying getting this title isn’t necessarily an “award.”

Also, I'm giving the paper on Halloween, so obviously my unconvincing costume is someone who knows what they're talking about.