the moon is so pretty I don't want to lose her
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
the moon is so pretty I don't want to lose her
I love starting a new job (I always work in a kitchen), having an eczema break out, and now having to determine whether its a stress break out or if my skin is being a little bitch with the sanitizers and dish soaps
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I love starting a new job (I always work in a kitchen), having an eczema break out, and now having to determine whether its a stress break out or if my skin is being a little bitch with the sanitizers and dish soaps
thinking... thinking of cats.. warrior cats to be specific..
September 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
thinking... thinking of cats.. warrior cats to be specific..
how come when I get the flu, I'm given like 20 prescriptions and a shot
BUT COVID I DONT GET SHIT? I AM EQUALLY DYING NYQUIL AND DAYQUIL CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR ME SHOOT MEEEE
BUT COVID I DONT GET SHIT? I AM EQUALLY DYING NYQUIL AND DAYQUIL CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR ME SHOOT MEEEE
August 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how come when I get the flu, I'm given like 20 prescriptions and a shot
BUT COVID I DONT GET SHIT? I AM EQUALLY DYING NYQUIL AND DAYQUIL CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR ME SHOOT MEEEE
BUT COVID I DONT GET SHIT? I AM EQUALLY DYING NYQUIL AND DAYQUIL CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR ME SHOOT MEEEE
"kill yourself"
I HAVE EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION BITCH DAMN THE MORE YOU TELL ME TO DO IT THE MORE IM NOT GONNA ugh people these days
I HAVE EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION BITCH DAMN THE MORE YOU TELL ME TO DO IT THE MORE IM NOT GONNA ugh people these days
July 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"kill yourself"
I HAVE EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION BITCH DAMN THE MORE YOU TELL ME TO DO IT THE MORE IM NOT GONNA ugh people these days
I HAVE EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION BITCH DAMN THE MORE YOU TELL ME TO DO IT THE MORE IM NOT GONNA ugh people these days
I just ate 4 hard boiled eggs my life is complete I can die happy
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I just ate 4 hard boiled eggs my life is complete I can die happy
NEW FINAL DESTINATION MOVIE IN MY OH MY GOD IM PISSING AND SHITTING MY PANTS
February 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
NEW FINAL DESTINATION MOVIE IN MY OH MY GOD IM PISSING AND SHITTING MY PANTS
cutely watching how to train your dragon 2 while making a Google doc about everything i dislike about this one person I will never show to them
February 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
cutely watching how to train your dragon 2 while making a Google doc about everything i dislike about this one person I will never show to them
who are you calling a cootie queen you LINT LICKER !??!?!????
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
who are you calling a cootie queen you LINT LICKER !??!?!????
I need to fuck lady gaga's music holy fucking christ I love lady gaga
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I need to fuck lady gaga's music holy fucking christ I love lady gaga
I need my 2023 vocabulary plus this one to combine
I did a lot of barking, exploding, and slaying in 2023 and I need that back
I did a lot of barking, exploding, and slaying in 2023 and I need that back
February 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I need my 2023 vocabulary plus this one to combine
I did a lot of barking, exploding, and slaying in 2023 and I need that back
I did a lot of barking, exploding, and slaying in 2023 and I need that back
old bitch: this is a small size in fat hm? I'm shopping for my daughter in law
me: uh. if you need plus size clothes, there in that section
old bitch: plus size? oh honey, no. you mean FAT.
THEN THAT HAG DID THAT STUPID FCUKING ⬇️
me: uh. if you need plus size clothes, there in that section
old bitch: plus size? oh honey, no. you mean FAT.
THEN THAT HAG DID THAT STUPID FCUKING ⬇️
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
old bitch: this is a small size in fat hm? I'm shopping for my daughter in law
me: uh. if you need plus size clothes, there in that section
old bitch: plus size? oh honey, no. you mean FAT.
THEN THAT HAG DID THAT STUPID FCUKING ⬇️
me: uh. if you need plus size clothes, there in that section
old bitch: plus size? oh honey, no. you mean FAT.
THEN THAT HAG DID THAT STUPID FCUKING ⬇️
this isn't silly fucking haha anymore- I'm actively losing my rights and it's not funny! :D
why are some of you people posting about this like it's drama- this is legit shit
why are some of you people posting about this like it's drama- this is legit shit
January 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
this isn't silly fucking haha anymore- I'm actively losing my rights and it's not funny! :D
why are some of you people posting about this like it's drama- this is legit shit
why are some of you people posting about this like it's drama- this is legit shit
if someone tells me anything more about what's going on in the government, I'm genuinely going to crash out.
January 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
if someone tells me anything more about what's going on in the government, I'm genuinely going to crash out.
yall give me some GOOD news I need something to be hopeful over or some shit
January 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
yall give me some GOOD news I need something to be hopeful over or some shit
"there's drama between the team leads but I can't get into it"
then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME THERES DRAMA
then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME THERES DRAMA
January 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"there's drama between the team leads but I can't get into it"
then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME THERES DRAMA
then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME THERES DRAMA
if they change the soft chips ahoy cookies ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'm crashing out
January 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
if they change the soft chips ahoy cookies ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'm crashing out
why when I have to take a shit everybody and their mama gotta come into the bathroom
January 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
why when I have to take a shit everybody and their mama gotta come into the bathroom
"workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
oh I'm working HARD if you catch my drift haha [kill me]
oh I'm working HARD if you catch my drift haha [kill me]
January 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
oh I'm working HARD if you catch my drift haha [kill me]
oh I'm working HARD if you catch my drift haha [kill me]
"people need to learn what pov is-"
pov I fucking disintegrate your spine shut the fuck up
pov I fucking disintegrate your spine shut the fuck up
January 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"people need to learn what pov is-"
pov I fucking disintegrate your spine shut the fuck up
pov I fucking disintegrate your spine shut the fuck up
on my break sitting alone, pretty girl asks if she can sit with me, then gives me a reeces
I HATE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER WITH A PASSION
ate it anyways because that's just what you do when pretty girl gives you reeces
I HATE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER WITH A PASSION
ate it anyways because that's just what you do when pretty girl gives you reeces
January 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
on my break sitting alone, pretty girl asks if she can sit with me, then gives me a reeces
I HATE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER WITH A PASSION
ate it anyways because that's just what you do when pretty girl gives you reeces
I HATE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER WITH A PASSION
ate it anyways because that's just what you do when pretty girl gives you reeces
bananas and cheerios 🥰🥰🥰
December 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM
bananas and cheerios 🥰🥰🥰
did it hurt when you fell out of someone's ass? you piece of shit
December 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
did it hurt when you fell out of someone's ass? you piece of shit
I love absolutely DIABOLICAL comfort foods
like yeah I can see how your mustard spaghetti noodles with pineapple and pinto beans is comforting
it's fucked up just like you
like yeah I can see how your mustard spaghetti noodles with pineapple and pinto beans is comforting
it's fucked up just like you
December 12, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I love absolutely DIABOLICAL comfort foods
like yeah I can see how your mustard spaghetti noodles with pineapple and pinto beans is comforting
it's fucked up just like you
like yeah I can see how your mustard spaghetti noodles with pineapple and pinto beans is comforting
it's fucked up just like you
"yOu wiPe bAcK tO fRoNt!??!?!?!! tHaTs sO-"
bitch i will wipe my ass side to side just to piss you off
bitch i will wipe my ass side to side just to piss you off
December 12, 2024 at 3:59 AM
"yOu wiPe bAcK tO fRoNt!??!?!?!! tHaTs sO-"
bitch i will wipe my ass side to side just to piss you off
bitch i will wipe my ass side to side just to piss you off