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Your month, your puppy!
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Your month, your puppy!
Trader Joe really popped his pussy with these cornbread crisps, like damn
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Trader Joe really popped his pussy with these cornbread crisps, like damn
tonight, grief feels like a lump in my throat and a heel on my heart
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
tonight, grief feels like a lump in my throat and a heel on my heart
FUCK AMAZON, FUCK AI, FUCK JEFF BEZOS. YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE & DESERVE THE GUILLOTINE.
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
FUCK AMAZON, FUCK AI, FUCK JEFF BEZOS. YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE & DESERVE THE GUILLOTINE.
hate that I can only think of shopping/spending money as “stuff to do in Las Vegas”
August 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
hate that I can only think of shopping/spending money as “stuff to do in Las Vegas”
adopting a parrot and teaching it to mimic strictly Mel Blanc circa Looney Tunes yowls
August 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
adopting a parrot and teaching it to mimic strictly Mel Blanc circa Looney Tunes yowls
So… we’re storming the ballroom, or what?
August 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So… we’re storming the ballroom, or what?
tired: reviewing last semester’s material
wired: becoming a crystal girlie in preparation for these next two semesters 🔮
wired: becoming a crystal girlie in preparation for these next two semesters 🔮
July 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
tired: reviewing last semester’s material
wired: becoming a crystal girlie in preparation for these next two semesters 🔮
wired: becoming a crystal girlie in preparation for these next two semesters 🔮
tapping into primal hunter/gatherer instincts (foraging for chocolate chips in my mom’s pantry)
July 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
tapping into primal hunter/gatherer instincts (foraging for chocolate chips in my mom’s pantry)
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I know a box of Club Crackers hates to see me coming
May 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I know a box of Club Crackers hates to see me coming
rest is not a waste of time!
May 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
rest is not a waste of time!
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April 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
we need a FB Marketplace sans FB :(
April 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
we need a FB Marketplace sans FB :(
letting the weight of the world crush me today bc it actually feels kinda comfy, like a weighted blanket
April 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
letting the weight of the world crush me today bc it actually feels kinda comfy, like a weighted blanket
brought to you by sertraline ✨
March 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
brought to you by sertraline ✨
feeling 31, I fear…..
February 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
feeling 31, I fear…..
I’ma heffa on his lump til he woozles
February 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’ma heffa on his lump til he woozles
Mexico City recommendations? 🇲🇽
February 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Mexico City recommendations? 🇲🇽
So, it’s agreed: Paramore wrote Passionfruit
February 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
So, it’s agreed: Paramore wrote Passionfruit
Purugly isn’t even ugly?
February 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Purugly isn’t even ugly?
Being an American is embarrassing af, ngl
February 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Being an American is embarrassing af, ngl
Costco on a Saturday served as a reminder that God abandoned us
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Costco on a Saturday served as a reminder that God abandoned us
you will Never catch me letting a Tesla merge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
you will Never catch me letting a Tesla merge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯