Royal 🖤
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Royal / Ro | they/them | Prince of hEcK
over 25y/o, still freaking out about it
multifandom nerd living in multishipper hell
buried in a pile of plot bunnies
sorry not sorry for spam likes
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https://heckin-mess.straw.page/
over 25y/o, still freaking out about it
multifandom nerd living in multishipper hell
buried in a pile of plot bunnies
sorry not sorry for spam likes
(you're awesome)
https://heckin-mess.straw.page/
"I am not a /man/. I am not a \woman\. I am not even a /secret third thing/."
'sooo, what are you then?'
"Ghost." (r u blind m8? must be new here...)
'Sure, that's what you're called, but-'
"No. That's the answer. Piss off."
'sooo, what are you then?'
"Ghost." (r u blind m8? must be new here...)
'Sure, that's what you're called, but-'
"No. That's the answer. Piss off."
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"I am not a /man/. I am not a \woman\. I am not even a /secret third thing/."
'sooo, what are you then?'
"Ghost." (r u blind m8? must be new here...)
'Sure, that's what you're called, but-'
"No. That's the answer. Piss off."
'sooo, what are you then?'
"Ghost." (r u blind m8? must be new here...)
'Sure, that's what you're called, but-'
"No. That's the answer. Piss off."
Las: Boys, that's enough.
*Sergeants mutter apologies*
Las: You'll let me know when you've finished with that, alright?
S: Aye.
Las: and perhaps we could do some baking later?
S: ...
S: I'd like that.
(It's been seven months and he still gets teased about it.)
*Sergeants mutter apologies*
Las: You'll let me know when you've finished with that, alright?
S: Aye.
Las: and perhaps we could do some baking later?
S: ...
S: I'd like that.
(It's been seven months and he still gets teased about it.)
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Las: Boys, that's enough.
*Sergeants mutter apologies*
Las: You'll let me know when you've finished with that, alright?
S: Aye.
Las: and perhaps we could do some baking later?
S: ...
S: I'd like that.
(It's been seven months and he still gets teased about it.)
*Sergeants mutter apologies*
Las: You'll let me know when you've finished with that, alright?
S: Aye.
Las: and perhaps we could do some baking later?
S: ...
S: I'd like that.
(It's been seven months and he still gets teased about it.)
S: I didn't call her Mam!
Las: It's fine Soap, I'll take it as a compliment, we can leave it at that.
Ghost: You mean we're not going to analyze Soap calling the Station Chief /Mummy/?
S: WOAH, that's not even- NO ONE said /Mammy/.
Roach: Yeah, but you did call her mom.
S: Who asked you?! +
Las: It's fine Soap, I'll take it as a compliment, we can leave it at that.
Ghost: You mean we're not going to analyze Soap calling the Station Chief /Mummy/?
S: WOAH, that's not even- NO ONE said /Mammy/.
Roach: Yeah, but you did call her mom.
S: Who asked you?! +
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
S: I didn't call her Mam!
Las: It's fine Soap, I'll take it as a compliment, we can leave it at that.
Ghost: You mean we're not going to analyze Soap calling the Station Chief /Mummy/?
S: WOAH, that's not even- NO ONE said /Mammy/.
Roach: Yeah, but you did call her mom.
S: Who asked you?! +
Las: It's fine Soap, I'll take it as a compliment, we can leave it at that.
Ghost: You mean we're not going to analyze Soap calling the Station Chief /Mummy/?
S: WOAH, that's not even- NO ONE said /Mammy/.
Roach: Yeah, but you did call her mom.
S: Who asked you?! +
(During a brief)
Soap: Thanks Mam.
*silence*
S: ...why is everyone staring at me?
Gaz: You just called Laswell mum. You said 'Thanks Mum.'
S: What? No I didn't, I said thanks ma'am.
Las: Do you see me as a mother figure, Soap?
S: Wh-? No! That's crazy-
Price: Oi, show your mother some respect. +
Soap: Thanks Mam.
*silence*
S: ...why is everyone staring at me?
Gaz: You just called Laswell mum. You said 'Thanks Mum.'
S: What? No I didn't, I said thanks ma'am.
Las: Do you see me as a mother figure, Soap?
S: Wh-? No! That's crazy-
Price: Oi, show your mother some respect. +
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
(During a brief)
Soap: Thanks Mam.
*silence*
S: ...why is everyone staring at me?
Gaz: You just called Laswell mum. You said 'Thanks Mum.'
S: What? No I didn't, I said thanks ma'am.
Las: Do you see me as a mother figure, Soap?
S: Wh-? No! That's crazy-
Price: Oi, show your mother some respect. +
Soap: Thanks Mam.
*silence*
S: ...why is everyone staring at me?
Gaz: You just called Laswell mum. You said 'Thanks Mum.'
S: What? No I didn't, I said thanks ma'am.
Las: Do you see me as a mother figure, Soap?
S: Wh-? No! That's crazy-
Price: Oi, show your mother some respect. +
whAT
WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS EXISTED???
this is what I get for living in the middle of nowhere, we never get the cool shit 😭
WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS EXISTED???
this is what I get for living in the middle of nowhere, we never get the cool shit 😭
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
whAT
WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS EXISTED???
this is what I get for living in the middle of nowhere, we never get the cool shit 😭
WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS EXISTED???
this is what I get for living in the middle of nowhere, we never get the cool shit 😭
they're so soft... i love them <3
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
they're so soft... i love them <3
my brother & his wife do this. usually if my neice does something smart, she's my SIL's kid, but if she's being a doof, she's obviously my brother's xD
e.g.
sil: "earlier /your/ daughter was trying to ride the dog like a horse."
brother: "...yeah, that tracks."
e.g.
sil: "earlier /your/ daughter was trying to ride the dog like a horse."
brother: "...yeah, that tracks."
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
my brother & his wife do this. usually if my neice does something smart, she's my SIL's kid, but if she's being a doof, she's obviously my brother's xD
e.g.
sil: "earlier /your/ daughter was trying to ride the dog like a horse."
brother: "...yeah, that tracks."
e.g.
sil: "earlier /your/ daughter was trying to ride the dog like a horse."
brother: "...yeah, that tracks."
pfft ahahaha
they all play the "YOUR child" card when he does something that's very in character for one of them
"YOUR son was trying to burn leaves with a magnifying glass" or "Did you know that YOUR kid was trying to make weapons from sticks and stones?"
they all play the "YOUR child" card when he does something that's very in character for one of them
"YOUR son was trying to burn leaves with a magnifying glass" or "Did you know that YOUR kid was trying to make weapons from sticks and stones?"
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
pfft ahahaha
they all play the "YOUR child" card when he does something that's very in character for one of them
"YOUR son was trying to burn leaves with a magnifying glass" or "Did you know that YOUR kid was trying to make weapons from sticks and stones?"
they all play the "YOUR child" card when he does something that's very in character for one of them
"YOUR son was trying to burn leaves with a magnifying glass" or "Did you know that YOUR kid was trying to make weapons from sticks and stones?"
all of them just don't renew service, so one by one they casually disappear from the ranks. Price retires, then ghost, then Soap.
that it only happens after the other sergeant was discharged... what a funny coincidence.
that it only happens after the other sergeant was discharged... what a funny coincidence.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
all of them just don't renew service, so one by one they casually disappear from the ranks. Price retires, then ghost, then Soap.
that it only happens after the other sergeant was discharged... what a funny coincidence.
that it only happens after the other sergeant was discharged... what a funny coincidence.
yes, exactly 😂😂😂
later, everyone's watching a movie, and they suddenly realise that Ghost and Gaz aren't present
then they hear, from a few rooms over, "A KNIFE?!"
Soap "odds he makes it out alive?"
Price "slim"
Soap "Well... more room at least. big bastard takes up too much of the bed."
later, everyone's watching a movie, and they suddenly realise that Ghost and Gaz aren't present
then they hear, from a few rooms over, "A KNIFE?!"
Soap "odds he makes it out alive?"
Price "slim"
Soap "Well... more room at least. big bastard takes up too much of the bed."
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
yes, exactly 😂😂😂
later, everyone's watching a movie, and they suddenly realise that Ghost and Gaz aren't present
then they hear, from a few rooms over, "A KNIFE?!"
Soap "odds he makes it out alive?"
Price "slim"
Soap "Well... more room at least. big bastard takes up too much of the bed."
later, everyone's watching a movie, and they suddenly realise that Ghost and Gaz aren't present
then they hear, from a few rooms over, "A KNIFE?!"
Soap "odds he makes it out alive?"
Price "slim"
Soap "Well... more room at least. big bastard takes up too much of the bed."
brass like "who the dad"
gaz "idk m8"
brass "tf you mean you don't know"
gaz "i was pissed and it was dark, idk" (neither is true; he was blindfolded but they don't need to know that 😂)
gaz "idk m8"
brass "tf you mean you don't know"
gaz "i was pissed and it was dark, idk" (neither is true; he was blindfolded but they don't need to know that 😂)
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
brass like "who the dad"
gaz "idk m8"
brass "tf you mean you don't know"
gaz "i was pissed and it was dark, idk" (neither is true; he was blindfolded but they don't need to know that 😂)
gaz "idk m8"
brass "tf you mean you don't know"
gaz "i was pissed and it was dark, idk" (neither is true; he was blindfolded but they don't need to know that 😂)
Charlie happily telling Price about his day while Gaz glares daggers at Ghost, who's staring at Soap hoping he'll help Ghost escape, but Soap's ignoring him because he knows better than to fuck with Gaz when it comes to their kid 😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Charlie happily telling Price about his day while Gaz glares daggers at Ghost, who's staring at Soap hoping he'll help Ghost escape, but Soap's ignoring him because he knows better than to fuck with Gaz when it comes to their kid 😂
Price would likely get a dishonorable, if not court martialed
Gaz wouldn't have as severe a punishment, but would still be dismissed; general discharge, no benefits of an honorable discharge.
technically the SAS can't touch Laswell, she's CIA, but they can refuse to continue working with her 😓
Gaz wouldn't have as severe a punishment, but would still be dismissed; general discharge, no benefits of an honorable discharge.
technically the SAS can't touch Laswell, she's CIA, but they can refuse to continue working with her 😓
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Price would likely get a dishonorable, if not court martialed
Gaz wouldn't have as severe a punishment, but would still be dismissed; general discharge, no benefits of an honorable discharge.
technically the SAS can't touch Laswell, she's CIA, but they can refuse to continue working with her 😓
Gaz wouldn't have as severe a punishment, but would still be dismissed; general discharge, no benefits of an honorable discharge.
technically the SAS can't touch Laswell, she's CIA, but they can refuse to continue working with her 😓
Nik: *sets charlie in Gaz's lap*
Nik: I believe this is yours *hands knife to Ghost*
Gaz: 😨
Ghost: 😅
Charlie: 😇
Nik: I believe this is yours *hands knife to Ghost*
Gaz: 😨
Ghost: 😅
Charlie: 😇
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nik: *sets charlie in Gaz's lap*
Nik: I believe this is yours *hands knife to Ghost*
Gaz: 😨
Ghost: 😅
Charlie: 😇
Nik: I believe this is yours *hands knife to Ghost*
Gaz: 😨
Ghost: 😅
Charlie: 😇
well. I wouldn't say that.....
("what do you have?" "A knife!" "NO")
("what do you have?" "A knife!" "NO")
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
well. I wouldn't say that.....
("what do you have?" "A knife!" "NO")
("what do you have?" "A knife!" "NO")
spine broke? whip crack? thunder? tree branch outside? grumpy joints? egg hatching? earth splitting open?
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
spine broke? whip crack? thunder? tree branch outside? grumpy joints? egg hatching? earth splitting open?
plus an enraged russian bear and a furious american lesbian
(Can't forget the extended family xD)
point is. the communal bébé is greatly treasured and protected. fuck with at your own risk. 😂
(Can't forget the extended family xD)
point is. the communal bébé is greatly treasured and protected. fuck with at your own risk. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
plus an enraged russian bear and a furious american lesbian
(Can't forget the extended family xD)
point is. the communal bébé is greatly treasured and protected. fuck with at your own risk. 😂
(Can't forget the extended family xD)
point is. the communal bébé is greatly treasured and protected. fuck with at your own risk. 😂
hear me out
for the 141 Laswell is...
Nik: the sister he didn't ask for but loves anyway
Price: his work-wife/ bestie.
Ghost: family, and to be respected.
Roach: the gay aunt he's lowkey intimidated by
Gaz: nebulous aunt-mum. you hurt her, you die
Soap: uh... he called her ma once and isn't over it
for the 141 Laswell is...
Nik: the sister he didn't ask for but loves anyway
Price: his work-wife/ bestie.
Ghost: family, and to be respected.
Roach: the gay aunt he's lowkey intimidated by
Gaz: nebulous aunt-mum. you hurt her, you die
Soap: uh... he called her ma once and isn't over it
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Canon: Lieutenant Lone Wolf, "I'm used to working alone" getting all turned around by 1 (one) John MacTavish, and suddenly saying shit like "No one fights alone"
I'm of the opinion that ghost viewed his life in two parts - before mexico and after mexico; but now it's before johnny and with johnny 🥺
I'm of the opinion that ghost viewed his life in two parts - before mexico and after mexico; but now it's before johnny and with johnny 🥺
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM