Artoo
r2d25589.bsky.social
Artoo
@r2d25589.bsky.social
24 years old, He/Him, College History Nerd
I am rapidly approaching your location to eat all that gnocchi
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Can I headpat the blorb?
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM
My ass going to college class next morning like,
(Don’t worry, will be wrapped up warmly)
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
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January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Definitely Hot Cocoa Weather
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
When can I get AI in my sandwich?
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Now I want to see the figure put in a bowl of ramen with a receipt reading “One order of noodle topper”
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I wanna do super horny things with the character and then cuddle after and share breakfast in bed the morning after.
January 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
a man wearing a chef 's hat says time to make the donuts
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January 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Hot Cocoa Time
December 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My Smoke Alarm knowing I’m making a Roast for Christmas
a man in a plaid shirt says no no no no wait wait wait wait wait .
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December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Why am I cursed with Deathly Hallows Part 2?!? Not only is it Rowling, but it’s the one with all the deaths and literal wizard war!
a man in a black jacket is holding a wand
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December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Bounce on it, Dayo
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Me in College Finals Week
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Iyashi right now
a man is cooking food in a kitchen with a large wok .
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November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me knowing you’ve just activated the artists
a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a popcorn box
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November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Bro looks like a caricature of an evil advisor
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Left like they owed the mob money
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM