Artoo
@r2d25589.bsky.social
24 years old, He/Him, College History Nerd
I am rapidly approaching your location to eat all that gnocchi
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I am rapidly approaching your location to eat all that gnocchi
Can I headpat the blorb?
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Can I headpat the blorb?
My ass going to college class next morning like,
(Don’t worry, will be wrapped up warmly)
(Don’t worry, will be wrapped up warmly)
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
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January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
My ass going to college class next morning like,
(Don’t worry, will be wrapped up warmly)
(Don’t worry, will be wrapped up warmly)
Definitely Hot Cocoa Weather
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Definitely Hot Cocoa Weather
When can I get AI in my sandwich?
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
When can I get AI in my sandwich?
Now I want to see the figure put in a bowl of ramen with a receipt reading “One order of noodle topper”
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Now I want to see the figure put in a bowl of ramen with a receipt reading “One order of noodle topper”
I wanna do super horny things with the character and then cuddle after and share breakfast in bed the morning after.
January 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I wanna do super horny things with the character and then cuddle after and share breakfast in bed the morning after.
My Smoke Alarm knowing I’m making a Roast for Christmas
a man in a plaid shirt says no no no no wait wait wait wait wait .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says no no no no wait wait wait wait wait .
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December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My Smoke Alarm knowing I’m making a Roast for Christmas
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Why am I cursed with Deathly Hallows Part 2?!? Not only is it Rowling, but it’s the one with all the deaths and literal wizard war!
Why am I cursed with Deathly Hallows Part 2?!? Not only is it Rowling, but it’s the one with all the deaths and literal wizard war!
a man in a black jacket is holding a wand
ALT: a man in a black jacket is holding a wand
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December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Why am I cursed with Deathly Hallows Part 2?!? Not only is it Rowling, but it’s the one with all the deaths and literal wizard war!
Why am I cursed with Deathly Hallows Part 2?!? Not only is it Rowling, but it’s the one with all the deaths and literal wizard war!
Me in College Finals Week
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me in College Finals Week
Iyashi right now
a man is cooking food in a kitchen with a large wok .
ALT: a man is cooking food in a kitchen with a large wok .
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November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Iyashi right now
Me knowing you’ve just activated the artists
a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a popcorn box
ALT: a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a popcorn box
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November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me knowing you’ve just activated the artists
Bro looks like a caricature of an evil advisor
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bro looks like a caricature of an evil advisor
Left like they owed the mob money
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Left like they owed the mob money