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R2D2Esq
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General Counsel, Jukt Micronics
Wheelchair aside, there’s no fucking way Melania knows who FDR is
January 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Alex Moffat from SNL moved in down the street from me. We passed each other on the sidewalk a bunch of times, always giving each other a slight nod. I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and figured we chatted at a bar or something. He knew and was just being polite.
December 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My man looks like he just sold a monorail to North Haverbrook
December 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yeah, I have Jefferson too
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
lol I meant follow up critiques…I hadn’t even gotten to the part where I was thinking about the parts I don’t know about.

But I ALSO don’t know that much about the hip hop torch passing.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I have so many concurrent follow ups that I’m not going to post because I know I don’t know where to stop.
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Nick Saban is (was?) a basic bitch
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
1-6 here we come
October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM