“December 1: Mariah Carey has entered the chat.”
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“December 1: Mariah Carey has entered the chat.”
Alexa, loosen my pants. Happy Thanksgiving!”
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Alexa, loosen my pants. Happy Thanksgiving!”
“A four-day work week? Don’t threaten me with a good time, Thanksgiving.”
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“A four-day work week? Don’t threaten me with a good time, Thanksgiving.”
“Fall: where every leaf is a little love note from the trees.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Fall: where every leaf is a little love note from the trees.”
🎃 “Wishing you a Halloween full of treats, no tricks… unless they involve chocolate.” #happyhalloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 AM
🎃 “Wishing you a Halloween full of treats, no tricks… unless they involve chocolate.” #happyhalloween
“Today is tomorrow's yesterday"
#bobsburgers
#bobsburgers
October 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“Today is tomorrow's yesterday"
#bobsburgers
#bobsburgers
“Friday: because adulting all week deserves a standing ovation and a cocktail.”
September 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Friday: because adulting all week deserves a standing ovation and a cocktail.”
“Hump Day = proof that we survived Monday and Tuesday without throwing our laptops.”
September 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“Hump Day = proof that we survived Monday and Tuesday without throwing our laptops.”
“3-day weekend itinerary: laugh too loud ✅ eat too much ✅ lose our voices at the Phillies game ✅ #BestieGoals”
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
“3-day weekend itinerary: laugh too loud ✅ eat too much ✅ lose our voices at the Phillies game ✅ #BestieGoals”
Sleepy frenchies
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sleepy frenchies
Dear 3-day weekend, I promise to spend you wisely… said no one ever. 🍹😂”
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Dear 3-day weekend, I promise to spend you wisely… said no one ever. 🍹😂”
Happy National Dog Day
August 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Happy National Dog Day
“Told myself I wouldn’t check email after 5… but I’m in hospitality sales, not fantasy land. Cheers to Friday anyway! #AlwaysOnCall #TGIF”
August 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Told myself I wouldn’t check email after 5… but I’m in hospitality sales, not fantasy land. Cheers to Friday anyway! #AlwaysOnCall #TGIF”
“It’s Monday. My coffee needs a coffee… and my laptop just judged me for still being in pajamas. #RemoteWorkLife ☕🧑💻 #MondayMood”
July 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“It’s Monday. My coffee needs a coffee… and my laptop just judged me for still being in pajamas. #RemoteWorkLife ☕🧑💻 #MondayMood”
